With tongue action like that, I'd soon bang those eyes straight.
Then fuck her.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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Are you an optician?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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No,
But I do have a lazy eye patch and a 14lb lump hammer.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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That's teenage virgin talk if ever i've hear it
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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How dare you! I'm 32!
*sobs*
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:57,
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don't lie...you're still a baby
i can smell your yellow shit from here ;D
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:01,
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That was a dodgy ommlette!
I did touch a woman, once, she pressed charges.
Apparently the morge is the wrong place,
Especially whilst a widow is identifying her departed husband!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:14,
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i rest my case
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:29,
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