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[challenge entry] quick tamper with a choc coated queen before bed

From the Spoons challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# i'm trying to see something rude in chocolate on the spoon
and failing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
#
klarnk?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I am shocked at this
You of all people
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# the challenge entries thus far were too republican for my taste
this helps redress the balance, also when all else fails shop I her maj.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I was concerned about your impending Knighthood
more than anything geezer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# that's in the bag
pillar of the local community me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# From the new film 'Felching Prince Philip?'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# you've got a bit of...
on your...

...nevermind.

Evening fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# what ho! old chap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# delightful!
Except today. Today is (and continues to be) shit.

Hence no cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# no cats ?????
I had a fun day with Herts County Council, mostly out of touch old bastards who still think an incinerator at the end of my street is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Perhaps they could put it in your back yard instead?
Have you tried suggesting that to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# i have made numerous suggestions as to where they can stick it
as you can imagine, must confess up my back passage didn't feature, theirs on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# knowing only the small (and largely rural) area between your place and Terry's;
I would have thought that, if you REALLY have to build it, there were plenty of sites to put the thing; away from areas of dense population would perhaps be the first place to start looking.

Bunch of idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# next time you guys swing past
we'll do a 10 min detour and i'll show you exactly where, never know you may even find something to snap, plenty of wildlife and such.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# a plan!

Edits: would have been there today but the hound was, and continues to be, really quite unpleasantly poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I shall bring the guns
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# I shall bring the gnus
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Haha! Only just noticed the thumbs up.
Good evening, sir. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# That thumb is just asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# nom nom nyom nom
slurp
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)