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# Question of the Week poll, and a picture of Sir Alex Ferguson with steam coming out of his ears
Help us choose the new QOTW!

- Biggest Sexual Regret: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret? 'Your Mum' does not an answer make.

- Christmas: Hope, surprise, joy, inevitable disappointment, and bowking of rich brown vomit all over a maiden aunt

- Lesson to my younger self: You're doing it all over again and you can teach yourself one important life lesson, what would you tell yourself? Me? 'You're never going to shag Debbie. Stop wasting your time.'

- Near Death Experiences II: We did this several years ago. We dare say that some of you may have escaped the cold grasp of the Grim Reaper since then

- Surprises: Nice ones, nasty ones and what the fuck ones.







And, by way of reward, and appeasing the Gods of You Didn't Post A Picture, here's an actual picture of Sir Alex Ferguson from last night. Oh, LOLs.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Biggest sexual regret and lessons to my younger self
would be much the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I could probably combine all the categories into 'biggest sexual regret'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# that's your fault for sitting in the fireplace wanking at 1 AM on xmas morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Santa wasn't the only one who came
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# haha, yeah
Wait... was that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Santa?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Shhh, there there little one
just go back to sleep and accept your 'presents'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# My Biggest Sexual Christmas.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# i think biggest sexual regret will gather the greatest and most inventive lies
so i voted for that
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Lesson to my younger self will be absolutely boring, navel-gazing and indulgent drivel.
Sexual regrets will be lies about threesomes.

Christmas will be full of fashionable whining about how awful it is.

Surprises or Near Death Experiences sound quite fun.

As it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# where's the option to rename QOTW to LFMF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Low frequency motherfuckers?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Lazy, fat, masturbating fools
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hey! I'm not ...

erm ...

But ...

Well - that's not very nice, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Winnar!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I have cast my vote for SEXY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Can't wait for the hundreds of Biggest Sexual Regret stories that can easily be shortened to "I didn't get any".
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# CHRISTMAS
you miserable bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Bah Humbug!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hope I don't live to regret not voting for
Lessons to my younger self.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
Biggest Sexual Boasts
Fatties moaning and embarrassing family lies
Lies and selfharm
Hilarious bullshit
lies
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
#
You don't have to write an answer you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# me and santa and the reindeer
we shouldnt have done it and blindfolding me didnt help or the auto asphxiation, hutchence stylee. but there you go..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)