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# Tight arsed royal twunts.
As a child it crushed my soul.... I think that's why I fit in here so well.
There is no such thing as Satan, it was just Jesus loosing it after years of 'that's your birthday AND your Xmas present'
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Internet man hugs.... I don't celebrate at all, don't even send a single card
A mate of mine has two lads, one 2 days before Christmas the other 1 day, but they go out of their way to give them both seperate birthday parties and presents and make it a big special day seperate from christmas...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I'm not an Xmas person.
My daughters birthday is November 14th but I always make that the BIG time of the year, not the time some bloke may or may not have been born 2011 years ago so let's eat ourselves to death. She still gets gifts and stuff but knows the big stuff comes on her birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I'm lucky that I don't have kids, meant in the sence that I don't have to celebrate for them, which I would if I did have.
So I was able just to tell everyone years ago, "Look I don't like Christmas and birthdays and don't want to celebrate, so plaese don't buy me any presents or cards as I don't want them, and I'm not buying you anything either" and everyone just went "ow OK then" end of matter and absolutely no stress....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I would have been quite happy spending Christmas alone this year.
But I have been forced into going to my cousins. I might feign illness. Hey, I've done it before!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha.....
Seriously, just be honest and say no, when I did what I did and told everyone, everyone was just "OK if that's what you want to do" and when I tell new people I meet, some ask why but don't object, most people just say "I don't blame you.!" "A lot of fuss and nonsense about nothing"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Yeah, I just hate the narrow mindedness of people thinking I am a miserable cunt. When I'm not.
My ex wanted me to go to her family dinner. They can't understand why I don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha... Christmas with the Ex FTW...!!
I also get irate about the fact, if I'm not well liked enough to be invited over in June or remembered in May or phoned in September.... they can stick it up their arse on Christmas and New year..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# My problem is the forced "happy time"
Where every pub is stupidly full, all the shelves are filled with shit no one really wants and the world and his wife are in the shops all pushing and shoving.....
I'm stuck with family this year, last time I tried to feign illness my mam and dad showed up and insisted on taking me back to theirs... 4 days hiding in a bedroom with 4 fuzzy terrestrial channels and no wifi! This was only a few years ago, channel five and free view where there it's just the antiquitated tv and coat hanger arial that let it all down.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK!
I am lucky, my parents live abroad! (But they have wifi!)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Oh I fixed that this year....
Got my mam an iPad and phoned virgin for a proper router... (they still had the set top box as their modem)
So not only did I guarantee wifi but I also made sure there was a thing to use for interweb browsing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I just hate the falsness and pretension....
Also the waste of money buying people presents that no one actually wants or likes.
I do buy people presents, but not for Christmas or birthdays, I buy people presents when I see something by chance and think so and so will like that, and I give it to them the next time I see them... so it's not because I'm mean....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)