I'll just slip this one in down here.

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

As the bishop said to the choirboy...
you bad man!
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

I got a nasty cut on my middle finger's first knuckle yesterday while opening a carton of orange juice with a fiddly little flick top thing and sharp bits
Should I sue the company? I've been cut before, this one is particularly nasty as it's across the knuckle so now I can't bend the tip of the finger without stressing the wound and causing pain.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

Call Claims Direct
they'll take your case on a no-win/no-fee basis to make sure you get the slap in the back of the head you deserve...
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

maybe they'll ask me to be in a commercial
and I can hold up my middle finger to show everyone.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

I'd have to say.
How useless are you?

[I'm sorry. Knuckle cuts are evil]
( Tart Monkey, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

seriously these particular cartons are quite dangerous
If I played the piano for a living i'd sue their ass off.

Lucky for them I dial with my middle finger or i'd do it anyway ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

Hehehehehehehhhhh
Snort. Arf Arf. Giggle etc. etc...
( Tart Monkey, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

da da, da da da da da, da da, da da da da da, da da da, da da da da, da daaaaaaa

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

Oooo, my matey at work
I do believe he did the original loading screen.
He'll love that. Heh heh.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

ooh tell him thanks from me from all those years ago
Overall must have spent days looking at various loading screens on the speccy.
That's all good old fashioned pootling I did there too :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

Ahh.
I get all misty eyed for the pootling days of old.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)