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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
First vote of the year, let's have a good clean fight, and make sure 'BOOKS' wins, eh?

- Books: We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors. Better still - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.

- Games: Whether it be Snap, Scrabble, Hide-and-seek, online gambling, WoW, PS2/3/4/5/twelvelty, trolling mumsnet or chasing an old hoop down a dusty road and listening to the lamentation of the women, what is the
best game to play?

- Survived: I once threw a house party and someone swapped my gerbils water with vodka which, of course, I didn't change for 2 weeks...but he lived. Who or what in your life has survived against all odds?

- Boats and Water: Ferries, rafts, motorboats (not sexy slang), rubber dinghys, sailing yachts. Swimming lessons, buckets balanced over doors and getting your head trapped in the carwash. Tell us all.




(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# There's no point in reading books - if they're any good they get made into films.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Nah, good books get made into bad films
Go read a book :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
Look the last person who actually said those very words to me (and meant them) I haven't spoken to since... So you'd best be making the funny here mister.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# feels like a quote to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Looks like we got ourselves a reader
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# ^ This & Ning Vag, how are your doings?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Nings, Wobbles. My doings are firm, and conker-coloured - you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Firm, but not conker-coloured
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Have you seen a doctor about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Explain the Twilight series.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# There's this girl, right
and she fancies this boy, yeah?
But he's a bit wierd and pasty. He's a zombie or something
And there's this other boy who fancies the girl, and he's a... a mummy

And the girl has to decide whether she wants to 'lose it' to the zombie or the mummy.

Something like that. God knows how they got so many books out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I hear the lastest film deals with abortion.
Uhh...

Yyyyyeah. They're going with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# I don't read books at all any more, but rarely watch films either.
But I am glad I have read good books in the past, a good book is better than a good film any day.
In over a hundred years of film, no one has ever come remotely close to capturing a tenth of the passion discribed in the book wuthering hieghts.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Welcome to modern stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Is this some kind of psychological trap?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# yes
how did you fare
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I think I need to chew my hypothalamus off to escape
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# my goodness! thats nearly as difficult as scratching your nose with your elbow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] naked twister
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# BOATLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Gameygames
gamesgamesgames :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Which one will get more stories about penises?
They are the best stories
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# No, stories about poo
No contest
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# indeed.
QOTW should be renamed to 'i beat up the bad guy, had sex with the pretty girl and then had a shit'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Poo you say?
Evil poo nemesis
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# That made me feel a bit bokey
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# You want to try finding the fucking cup in the first place
Wasn't exactly happy-tiem :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# If I was in HR, I would have had a DNA workup done on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# *HR staring at blurry camera images outside toilet*
"There.....enhance"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I don't give a fuck about boats
Books. BOOKS. Let's at least get some suggestions of stuff to read.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Is this Russian Democracy at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)