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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Thanks to everybody who left suggestions this week, here's the vote=-o-matic for this week's new QOTW

- Who (or what) do you blame for you life being shit? I blame a curse by noted spoon-bender Uri Geller

- Getting People Wrong: Have you changed your opinion on somebody? I used to think Uri Geller was a pretty decent chap, now I'm only making things worse for myself

- Saved a Life: Have you ever saved a life, or been involved in an act of major (or minor) heroism?

- Filth!: Tales of dirt, grot and mess

- Losing my Virginity: Another installment of 'Lies I told on B3ta'. If you are still a virgin tell us about the time you lost your Pokemon Virginity

- The Worst Decision I ever made: 'Something something ex-wife something'








Winner gets a croissant.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Filth
Filth filth filth
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I don't really care about QOTW
but that is a very smug picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Has he been enfattened for that pic
Or is he just getting a little porky these days?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^ Aggreed.
Why ask about a /talk QOTW on /board?
We would get bum-raped if we put the image challenge vote on /talk!

* Click my Chopper to see my Vag
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Filth:
"When I was at uni we didn't do the washing up for ages" x n.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# "And when they moved out, we found that under the bed was..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
#
[a] Another Bed, from a time in the past.
[b] A magical gateway to another dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Oooh [b] please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# a man banging a severed head on the car roof...
hang on... thats the wrong ending...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# The ending.. no
it is merely the beginning of the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# a hot cup of tea that hadn't been there before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# A dead body.
At least in my flat, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Is this your alter-ego?
www.b3ta.com/questions/houseguests/post1032537
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Blech... that's fucking horrid, that is. D:
I no longer feel hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# By "horrid" do you really mean
"Makes me feel all sexy and gooey"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# No no no no, you're mistaking me for Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# You do look pretty similar in this light.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I get that a lot. It's this bloody knife I'm holdi- HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# An eerily tidy area...

Compared to the rest of the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Lots of old socks
hardened by a mysterious translucent goo....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Probably cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# a well-thumbed 1980s Razzle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# So that's where I left it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# under the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# A Rolls-Royce and 125-year-old legs of ham.
swns.com/rolls-royce-and-125-year-old-legs-of-ham-discovered-in-farmhouse-171335.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Ham link toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# £1.9bn in platinum
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16847737
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# A FLOOR!!
excuse me, wrong hole.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Filth...

Gotta be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I'm voting for 'Getting People Wrong', as it sounds very similar to a challenge I suggested a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Don't take me for a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I manage to avoid people doing this with me by prefacing everything I say with
"I'm not a racist"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# yes, that disclaimer always helps one's credibility :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# "Without wishing to be awkward"
"I'm not being funny"

"While I know it's important to you"

"I don't want you to get the wrong impression"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# GAHH!!
I work with a guy who uses phrases like that all of the time, and then wonders why he is so easily 'read'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# also, we (as a global society)
need to somehow find a way to fucking relentlessly kill sayings like, 'my bad', 'just sayin'', and go back to simpler times when phrases like 'I could care less' and 'a whole nother..' were king
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I couldn't care less eitherway.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I feel that alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# cool story bro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)