Hello.

( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)

this only works if your wife can't kick seven shades of shit out of you

( Smash Monkey mmmmmm, steak, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)

I'd rather not have anything to do with husbandry, thank you.
;)
(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)

8.7 on the Mohs scale

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)

Felchington-Shart?
I had one of those after the Tikka Vindaloo last night...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)

I'm so sorry
But in old money its 1/6 or 1s 6d, yes a d for dinari (Im think, can't be arsed to look it up. Other than that its wonnerful.
Our local museum made the same mistake. Yes, I'm old, and a miserable petard!
(lordy lordy, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

i'd like a few posters of this.
enough need for that around me!
(timbolator hollero du dödeli, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

maybe not all that far from truth?
www.misterpoll.com/forums/8040/topics/12506
( ReReformed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)