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# nice tits
wish mine were that big
(CarlB, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# With just five easy daily instalments of oral lard....
These moobs could be yours in just 4 to 6 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Is that new Low Cal oral lard (tm)?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# And is it correct that I can use delicious new Lard Lite as a milk substitute in all my beverages, from coffee to milkshake?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Indeed.
I'd have it with everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Yes, and it'll also make you unbelievably popular with women.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
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(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# i prefer making my own with my Bass-O-Matic®
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQFv83QJ2Y
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
#
DARN IT! I'M TIRED OF BEING A SKINNY SCARECROW.
PAUL MASON SAYS HE CAN MAKE ME A NEW MAN!
I'LL GAMBLE A STAMP AND GET HIS FREE BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Didn't quite work, did it?
You're already £67 lighter, aren't you? :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# No, just 46p
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)