Wanked himself into a paste.
The paramedics had never seen anything like it.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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the paste is now being tested by NASA scientists
but no one knows why
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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Probably
FILTHY SCIENCE™
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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Well,
they did seem to solve the problem of those heatproof tiles falling off the space shuttle.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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The tiles are still up there in space, the shuttle isn't.
Looks like it's doing its job a bit too well.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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The power of WANKPASTE™
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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SPAYCE WANKPASTE™©®
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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It has the same properties as The White Gel from Portal 2
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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