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# That's what fuses are for.
I received a laptop for repair which was absolutely stinking of tomcat urine. It was totally bumping of strong piss, the stench reminded me of the time when our cat pissed on the cooker and
Mum didn't notice until she had 4 saucepans heating up for Sunday lunch.
The owner said that she was 100% sure none of her cats had urinated on it, I told her there was some kind of major motherboard damage beyond my repair capabilities.
I delivered the laptop to her house and I was not surprised to find her house smelled of highly concentrated tomcat piss and so did she. Her nose was flat like a bad boxer's.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
mmm cat pisss gravy :D
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# (c) Heston Blumenthal 2012
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)