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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# I like your cat's tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Aren't there supposed to be six of them though?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# not sure
Shitty Kitty is a he and cannot be milked
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Well I still like his tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Meowbs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# BOOOOM!
I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I gave him tits
because JJ's ignored every 'with tits' request :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Tits don't need a reason buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# On the subject of tits and seeing as it's quite
here's a pic I took of my neighbours puppies that I saw being born the other day :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# ah, puppies
the ace in the paedophile's arsenal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
lully lil things, they're Sprockers btw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# i'm not a huge fan of pets
i'm completely unmaternal, so i only ever keep animals that need minimal care, like fish, spiders and snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# urgh spiders
*quickly changes subject - sick of drinking your new cocktail yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# very much not
although i'm quickly becoming pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# aw. btw, do you know what causes looping gifs to freeze?
this one often only plays once, then freezes on the last frame :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# hmmm not sure
Had a look in Gimp and runs fine also Firefox without a problem
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# I`ve noticed it with other peoples gifs too
they always loop again after a hard refresh
it only seems to happen with certain gifs, dunno why
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Could it be your browser?
sorry best I can offer - I'm techno stupid
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# That one plays fine for me in Chrome,
but this one doesn't www.b3ta.com/board/10736307
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)
# strangely enough, it was one of his other gifs that froze on me too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Awwwwww that's beautiful and it makes me yearn for my lost and happy childhood.
As it's quiet and I'm looking at a picture of your (neighbours') dog, here's a photo I took of a cat a month after I saw it being born.
I also saw its flattened corpse in the road 7 months later.



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# SPICE MUST FLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# You're right, those are phenomenally blue eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# aren't they just?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# aww what a pretty kitty
I am fluffless for first time in 20 years (fluffy best friend died 8 wks ago aged 14 1/2) seriously thinking of having one of the pups :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I too am fluffless, I sympathise -
however I have the best of both worlds - I look after friends' & family's dogs when they holiday.
The joy of occasional temporary free pet ownership cannot be underestimated.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I've been thinking of doing temporary cat/dog foster care for a bit
for people that are in hospital etc, would be nice to visit some old friends around the world before I get another fluff
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# I'm babysitting this for a week, he's a bit stupid but very loyal and generally luscious

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:43, archived)
# ^that's top fluff right there
You should shop teh fuck out of him while owners are away :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)
# This is absurdly fluffy
She also reminds me of the dog I had when I was six. She was a lovely dog.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# ???
b3ta.com/board/8973906
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# :D
nice find
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Oh so he did post something funny
once
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# oof :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# He gets a few in now and then.
I mostly like his stuff when he's not trying to be directly funny.
The strange, horror, and informational ones are often quite clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Curiosity...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I would like to know if this would really happen
*sends letter to Mythbusters :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Haha, that well-known cat's piss on a laptop myth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# pissing on your laptops
borking your internets :D
Edit: they once did a peeing on an electrical fence myth
but I forget if the shock traveled up Adams urethra or not o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# That's what fuses are for.
I received a laptop for repair which was absolutely stinking of tomcat urine. It was totally bumping of strong piss, the stench reminded me of the time when our cat pissed on the cooker and
Mum didn't notice until she had 4 saucepans heating up for Sunday lunch.
The owner said that she was 100% sure none of her cats had urinated on it, I told her there was some kind of major motherboard damage beyond my repair capabilities.
I delivered the laptop to her house and I was not surprised to find her house smelled of highly concentrated tomcat piss and so did she. Her nose was flat like a bad boxer's.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
mmm cat pisss gravy :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# (c) Heston Blumenthal 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
# interesting wiki page
orignal: 'Helter skelter, hang sorrow, care will kill a cat, up-tails all, and a pox on the hangman' 1598
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# sounds very shakespearean to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# indeed it was performed by him
from a play by Ben Jonson apparently en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity_killed_the_cat
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# very interesting
it's odd how language changes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I like how they prove the strength of the proverb
with a picture of a kitten that is clearly ABOUT TO DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# and already missing half it's tail
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# DID BUM SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I PISS ON YOUR LETTERS F, G, H, J
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# He's ilLITTERate
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
# That hurt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# he appears to be pissing out of his arse
T.J: does anyone know if gin, cider and blackcurrant make a nice drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Yes, they all make a nice drink.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# but what about when mixed together?
if nobody's tried this before, i shall name it the smash monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Cider and blackcurrant definitely
And the gin is worth a try. Let me know your findings!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# i shall
in about an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# well, it wasn't an hour
but i've just mixed one and tried it and i's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# did you add ice ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# to cider?
i'm not a poncy freak, you know, i'm northern.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha I thought the gin might need some
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# no, it's got friends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# What's the gin/cider/black ratio?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# 1 measure of gin, 1 measure of black, half a pint of cider
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I think it would be very nice
minus the gin and blackcurrant
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# i'm trying the cider right now
it's nice, though somewhat vinegary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I don`t see why not
probably a sore head tomorrow though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# if they don't, your standards are too high
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# you overestimate me, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# The first pint would be horrible
but you'll never remember the second.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# but i'll sleep like a drunken baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Why don't you ask them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# they won't answer
until i've drunk a lot more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# piiiiissss coming from my aaaaaassss
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# he's inbetween ops
this is the reason for his anger
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# electric pussy :D
(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# *bzzzzt*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)