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# Samantha Fox
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I always preferred the other one, her with the dark hair
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I've had her, her minge stank like a blocked drain at a halal butchers
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# She said you had a willy like a pipecleaner that had been left in a bottle of turps
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I had to put it in her weehole or I couldn't feel the sides :(
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I heard you wee'd in her weehole and she didn't even notice
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# she did when the bladder parasites starting breeding
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# It's cute that you've got a nickname for your semen
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# sod this, imma go talk to my parrot
if you catch my drift
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# We've all 'talked to your parrot'
eh? Phwooar
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)