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# magic willies


confused? refresh the page
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# You are Cr3 and you did this with cookies?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I am SO not cr3
no cookies are involved

just MAGIC
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# You are not Cr3, and you did this with willies?
It's not cookies as I'v just blocked them and it still does it!
Haha very clever however you did it ;-)

Go on go on go on tell us!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
#
https://github.com/ajanckila/randomImage.ashx#readme ?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# that's the amateur version
mine selects a random background and randomly composites images on top of it

public void ProcessRequest (HttpContext context) {
context.Response.ContentType = "image/jpeg";
context.Response.Expires = -1;
string[] fNamesBG = Directory.GetFiles(context.Server.MapPath("~/images/BG"));
string[] fNamesItem = Directory.GetFiles(context.Server.MapPath("~/images/items"));
Random r = new Random();

Image imgBG = Image.FromFile(fNamesBG[(int)Math.Floor(r.NextDouble() * fNamesBG.Length)]);

for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
{

string path = fNamesItem[(int)Math.Floor(r.NextDouble() * fNamesItem.Length)];
Image imgItem = Image.FromFile(path);
Graphics g = Graphics.FromImage(imgBG);
g.DrawImage(imgItem, (float) r.NextDouble() * imgBG.Width, (float) r.NextDouble() * imgBG.Height);
g.Dispose();
imgItem.Dispose();
}

imgBG.Save(context.Response.OutputStream, ImageFormat.Jpeg);
imgBG.Dispose();
}
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# is this about Star Wars or football because I don't get it
oh no, it's manga isn't it?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# blimey, look at me calling Dispose() when I've finished with an object
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
blimey, look at me calling Dispose() when I've finished with an object
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# nooo don't look at teh code!
i can't help it, it's so beautiful :D
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# .ashx
It's a link to a script which dynamically produces an image each time it's called.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# ashally?
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:27, archived)
# paul daniels?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Willies....
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Woo yay hoopla!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# alright cunty
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# alright giggles
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Hang on, did someone just delete a thread with a meme-ful pic?
Then repost another one in its place?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# confused? refresh the page
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# They've done it again!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# and again!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# and...
hey?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# What is this, I don't even...
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I don't either
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# This is totally the best posts on b3ta ever
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# o
k
whatever
zzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# People will remember this day
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# I've forgotten it already
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Who were you?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Samantha Fox
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I always preferred the other one, her with the dark hair
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I've had her, her minge stank like a blocked drain at a halal butchers
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# She said you had a willy like a pipecleaner that had been left in a bottle of turps
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I had to put it in her weehole or I couldn't feel the sides :(
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I heard you wee'd in her weehole and she didn't even notice
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# she did when the bladder parasites starting breeding
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# It's cute that you've got a nickname for your semen
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# sod this, imma go talk to my parrot
if you catch my drift
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# We've all 'talked to your parrot'
eh? Phwooar
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# What Elvis said
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# playing with more file types
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Tricksy
and very nicely done, I had to look at things to see what you were about. Going on form, cr3 is going to put a block on this type of game :(
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# GAMEY BLOCKER
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# cr3 treats it more as a fox hunt
when someone finds a way of subverting the board he saddles up and lubes down and goes a-hunting. there are rarely any survivors and he comes back with a broad grin and a limp.

a limp what? a limp *everything*. cr3 is hardcore.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Haha, figured it! nicely....
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Witchcraft.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# hahhahaaahaa
Nice one
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Can it be FPed?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Magic it may be
but it's seamy as fuck.

CODE THAT YOU BASTARD
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# cleva
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Every time you refresh this page, God kills a kitten!
Panowie!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 7:10, archived)