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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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You are Cr3 and you did this with cookies?
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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I am SO not cr3
no cookies are involved
just MAGIC
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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You are not Cr3, and you did this with willies?
It's not cookies as I'v just blocked them and it still does it!
Haha very clever however you did it ;-)
Go on go on go on tell us!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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https://github.com/ajanckila/randomImage.ashx#readme ?
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Tribs likes ketchup, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42,
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that's the amateur version
mine selects a random background and randomly composites images on top of it
public void ProcessRequest (HttpContext context) {
context.Response.ContentType = "image/jpeg";
context.Response.Expires = -1;
string[] fNamesBG = Directory.GetFiles(context.Server.MapPath("~/images/BG"));
string[] fNamesItem = Directory.GetFiles(context.Server.MapPath("~/images/items"));
Random r = new Random();
Image imgBG = Image.FromFile(fNamesBG[(int)Math.Floor(r.NextDouble() * fNamesBG.Length)]);
for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
{
string path = fNamesItem[(int)Math.Floor(r.NextDouble() * fNamesItem.Length)];
Image imgItem = Image.FromFile(path);
Graphics g = Graphics.FromImage(imgBG);
g.DrawImage(imgItem, (float) r.NextDouble() * imgBG.Width, (float) r.NextDouble() * imgBG.Height);
g.Dispose();
imgItem.Dispose();
}
imgBG.Save(context.Response.OutputStream, ImageFormat.Jpeg);
imgBG.Dispose();
}
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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is this about Star Wars or football because I don't get it
oh no, it's manga isn't it?
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Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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blimey, look at me calling Dispose() when I've finished with an object
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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blimey, look at me calling Dispose() when I've finished with an object
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mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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nooo don't look at teh code!
i can't help it, it's so beautiful :D
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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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.ashx
It's a link to a script which dynamically produces an image each time it's called.
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mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42,
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ashally?
Woo!
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RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:27,
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paul daniels?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:49,
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Willies....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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Woo yay hoopla!
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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alright cunty
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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alright giggles
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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Hang on, did someone just delete a thread with a meme-ful pic?
Then repost another one in its place?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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confused? refresh the page
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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They've done it again!
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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and again!
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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and...
hey?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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What is this, I don't even...
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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I don't either
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E Dubya, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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it's sort of like
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Cockweasle, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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shush
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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lololol
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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bbbzzzZZzzzlolololOLOlol
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:47,
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LOLolOLOLololoLolOllOLoLoloLOloloLbBBbBBBzzzzzzZLoloLOLOlOLoLoLoLLOlOLOloLOLOlOLLOlolOloloLOloLoLlololololoLOLOLOLOlLoloLoLOLoloLOLoloLbBBbBBzZZzzzzZZzbbBBbbZzZZzZzZzbBbBBBbZzzzZzzZ
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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This is totally the best posts on b3ta ever
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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o
k
whatever
zzzzzzzzzzzz
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E Dubya, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:50,
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People will remember this day
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:52,
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I've forgotten it already
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:53,
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Who were you?
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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Samantha Fox
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:56,
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I always preferred the other one, her with the dark hair
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57,
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I've had her, her minge stank like a blocked drain at a halal butchers
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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She said you had a willy like a pipecleaner that had been left in a bottle of turps
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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I had to put it in her weehole or I couldn't feel the sides :(
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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I heard you wee'd in her weehole and she didn't even notice
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:02,
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she did when the bladder parasites starting breeding
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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It's cute that you've got a nickname for your semen
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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sod this, imma go talk to my parrot
if you catch my drift
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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We've all 'talked to your parrot'
eh? Phwooar
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broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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What Elvis said
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51,
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playing with more file types
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:47,
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Tricksy
and very nicely done, I had to look at things to see what you were about. Going on form, cr3 is going to put a block on this type of game :(
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boris the spider, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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GAMEY BLOCKER
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discomeats Meh., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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cr3 treats it more as a fox hunt
when someone finds a way of subverting the board he saddles up and lubes down and goes a-hunting. there are rarely any survivors and he comes back with a broad grin and a limp.
a limp what? a limp *everything*. cr3 is hardcore.
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boris the spider, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:58,
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Haha, figured it! nicely....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51,
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Witchcraft.
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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Can it be FPed?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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Magic it may be
but it's seamy as fuck.
CODE THAT YOU BASTARD
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Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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cleva
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Clueless Egg Cunt wi a helfy hat an the helfy chat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:47,
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Every time you refresh this page, God kills a kitten!
Panowie!
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RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 7:10,
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