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[challenge entry] New Mexico desert, codename Trinity.
Final preparations are being made for testing the most powerful destructive force on the planet.

'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'


From the Explosions challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Didn't I just read they've been ordered to take out some chemical that can cause cancer
that's been banned in the United States already, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# How am I supposed to know what you've been reading recently?
No idea - missed that story.

Sounds typically familiar from th Dasani episode though, where Coke managed to take ordinary tapwater and make it expensive and carcinogenic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I think this is it, Mr headwound:
www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/mar/09/coke-pepsi-recipe-change-avoid-cancer-warning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
# The Coke rep quoted in that article is correct
There's fuck all evidence that 4-methylimidazole causes cancer, in fact the most recent study in rats and mice found a significant decrease in several tumour types.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Well that's more than I know about the subject
so will enjoy a coke this afternoon as per normal
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# My work here is done
*collects royalties from The Coca~Cola Company*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# *takes can of Cherry Coke out of Coca-Cola branded glass fronted mini-fridge*
yum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# What a bunch of cunts, force-feeding Pepsi to mice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# holy fuck
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/20/coca-cola-new-zealanders-death
8 to 10 LITRES OF COKE A DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Jaw dropping isn't it
Real face palm stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# must have one helluva recycling bin!
and the 30 cigs a day probably didn't help
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I don't understand how she didn't actually feel extremely unnatural and very ill drinking that amount of the stuff
I feel a little odd after just one can
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Like all drugs, regular consumption of caffeine raises your tolerance to it
so you need more and more just to feel 'normal'

or something
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# however
8-10 litres of water a day can kill you too
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# 8 to 10 litres >8 to 10 kg of solid mass
no, I'm sure it was being coke that killed him

clearly it must be banned!

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# *declares interest*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Curses I checked through the compo and I didn't think there was a mentos pic in it yet!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Sweet sugary death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
#
sugar artificial sweetener
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Ack! Diet!
Aspartame pizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# mmm - men toss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:21, archived)