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[challenge entry] Take me drunk, I'm home.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)
# If you get too hot
you can always wind the window down... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I like the ears, nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Why was he handcuffed to a Polish sex toy delivery truck?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I was gonna make a joke about it being full of strippers
thus being full of 'Pole dancers'...

but I feared the punishment for such a terrible joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# POLE DANCING IN A MOVING VEHICLE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Not... uhhh... that I'd know... >>;;
I suppose that's why the door flew off; a confused pole dancer slammed into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Nice :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# your name is conedoor?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# aw, come on - "cone" you take a joke?
(stolen from Dave Clifton)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Doory me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# you're
unhinged...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Shut up!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# don't fly off the handle
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# lock-key-n hell
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# haha! i hope you get closure after that
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# drunk skunk?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Pol's gonna be pissed you nicked her door.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Kebab tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Oh great, now I'm hungry for a kebab! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)