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# BRING IT ON LOCOG, YOU SHOWER OF COCKWADS

Probably bindun, but nuts to it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Damn those corporations, being all... corporationy!
What do you want? Olympics 2012 sponsored by Mick's fruit & Veg & occupy dalston? Budget £36.59?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I'd be less bothered by the crass sponsorship
if the fuckers were going to pay any UK tax on their profits
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# I don't want the Olympics, really.
But if I did, it would be Aldi and warm offal all the way, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Sales of warm offal would skyrocket!
Also, i cant tell if i live at coca cola or cadbury
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I live at Cadbury.
Assuming Cadbury is Old Street. Is it?

Anyway, *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# *waves
Im a pwetty Angel, meself.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# The Bull for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I dunno - bit too crowded in there for my likes. Bavarian beerhouse, Slim Jims & Wenlock & Essex 'for the win' for me!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Well, if you're down Bavarian Beerhouse way, you're pretty much in my house.
The Eagle. That's the shit right there.

Slim Jim's is good as well - though I resent the whole 'give us your bra for 3 free drinks' policy. I tried handing in my socks but they were having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Don't really need any corporate sponsorship
since these corporations are not coughing up all that much compared to the taxpayer so the Limp Icks could be completely advert free and still run as efficiently as it probably will. Which isn't very.
(omally Lurkus Maximus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Better yet
Don't have the games here. Let some other country that isn't a second-rate basket case waste their money on the games.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Ahaha
Totally clicked. I want to see LOCOG try to sue B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I don't want to see this
can't think why
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Aren't the servers hosted in the States? Is that not a defence?
If not, let's not have LOCOG sue B3ta, I quite like it here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Ok, if it helps matters, I rescind my earlier 'shower of cockwads' statement and would like to alter it to 'rather pleasant, all round good eggs', if possible.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# BRING IT ON LOCOG, YOU SHOWER OF RATHER PLEASANT, ALL-ROUND GOOD EGG COCKWADS
edit: also, i do really like this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# they are in the States
but I don't really want to spend the next year of my life begging for money online so I can pay for lawyers to defend us
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Hmm. Point taken
LOCOG, if you're reading this, we all think you're wonderfully good eggs, and I would further point out that the picture above which may have you concerned clearly only superficially resembles the O******s logo. I would also point to precedent in the case of Samsung vs Apple, in which it was ruled that Samsung haven't violated Apple's patents because their 'tablet' computer is "less cool" than Apple's, and argue that since the aforementioned picture is significantly cooler than your logo, no transgressions have taken place.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
'limp-icks
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# So we're not going to have a "Rip the shit out of the olypics" compo then?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# That seems to be happening unofficially this week anyway.
One reason why topical compos can be a bit boring, because the subject has normally been done to death by the time the Image Challenge Vote comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# That's why we should be voting SHEDS
SHEDS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Fair point....
And up above is about the 5th time I'v misspelt Olympics as well, I'm not even going to edit this time....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I feel an ORLYPICS rebrand coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Or limpets ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I would watch the living fuck out of the Limpet Olympics.
Even if Clare Balding was doing the commentary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I vote for Kate Humble in a wet suit...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# i vote for her not in a wet suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I think we did one didn't we?
also yeah, looks like you're all running your own unofficial one anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# I remember design a different mascot, but sometimes miss b3ta for weeks at a time....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# 'Shop Wenlock and Mandeville
www.b3ta.com/challenge/olympicmascots/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# yeah, it was mascot
www.b3ta.com/board/10809163
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I want to see a Crudely Drawn Cock
in the opening ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Boris will be there surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# That's very clever
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# \o/
Edit: 400px this now!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Nicely done
It's works out like a 5-way non-connected Venn
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Oooh, that's quite well done, that!
What's better than sticking it to The Man? Sticking it to The Man via infographics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Have a click
simply because this 'Olympic Spirit' is a load of bollocks

The ancient Greeks paused wars to participate at Olympia, and it's now funded by a group of multi-internationals claiming exclusive rights to promote their particular product or brand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# yes, this. click
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I travel on the glaxosmithk line
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Now that is a bloody masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# loving this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Wow...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I endorse this message.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Splendidness to the max
i expect it to go viral in 3... 2... 1...

NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Nice work
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Beautiful.
(pahakyy, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Make some stickers
Would be good to see these on the tube
Have you got a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# I don't but I quite easily could have.
It's mostly vector shapes and what have you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)
# fuck yeah!! awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# :D deserves the fp for 'shower of cockwads' alone
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 1:05, archived)
# pea...
'Olympic
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 4:07, archived)
# London Olympics
A waste of fucking money only of interest to the rich, poncey twats that supported the application. The same twats who think that selling off school sports grounds and destroying playing fields to build houses on is a "Good Thing"(tm).

We could have used that £10billion for something much more worthwhile, but then the money couldn't be siphoned off via tax havens to enrich the rich, poncey twats even more. e.g. selling off the "Olympic village" below cost. So much for a lasting legacy.

Letting junk food provenders sponsor the games? What? Are the athletes going to be sustained on fizzy pop and grease burgers? But I guess it's OK to promote obesity etc so long as you are raking it in. Hypocritical fuckers.

And football an Olympic sport? With the likes of Giggs playing? 1) Football is a shit game of which we have too much already. 2) Giggs et al should be barred from the games for being professionals.

Seriously. Fuck the games.

/rant.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# it never ceases to amaze me how many football haters congregate here
football will improve the games no end, most of the rest of it truly is a pile of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# The answer is simple
Football is like a donner kebab; everywhere but anyone with half a brain avoids it.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I don't hate football, don't like it either.
The fact that the teams are made up of mostly people who could barely point out the city on a map before they play for them. Kissing the badge and then moving months later. The massive money market that is the transfer system, Russian oligarchs, US speculators etc. Ripping off people by changing the strip all the time so kids use pester power to extract more cash etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Football has been part of the Olympics for a long time
But this is the first time Great Britain has entered a team. This is why it appears like a new sport for the games. The media ignored it until we entered.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Don't worry, Subway is a healthy option.
All the athletes love a Subway.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
Utterly brilliant, already shown to my Anti-Lympic mates. ;)
(Azrael316 Fiss Plaps, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
I think the Summer Olympics are such an Albatross around the necks of taxpayers across the world, that they should be held permanantly in one location and other nations should subsidise this. Somewhere not too wet but not too warm with a great infrastructure. Don't know where that is...
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Unbelievably Brill
Very clever and sadly true!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)
# yup
spot fucking on bruv
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)