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# Fucking hell - some shocking news of global importance here:
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19092545

Its the 7th most read story on the bbc news site
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:01, archived)
# No! NOOOOOOO!!! *runs upstairs crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
# The Flounce Olympics are off to a great start.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I require this to become reality.
Purely for scientific purposes, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:40, archived)
# phwoar
I'd like to hashtag her twitter and such like
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:08, archived)
# She has a great surname
O HAI SKELTOR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Shock horror the whole world doesn't think I'm as wonderful as I think I am
So I will stick my head in the sand and think about myself
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# That's such a complete non-story
half that article isn't even about it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# The shittest 'not news' story ive read in recent years that reached the top of the charts on the BBC news site was this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18532670
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Man plays game.
Wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
# This one is by far my recent favourite.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake
"It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary"

How fucking thick are some people on this planet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I'm hoping a vast majority of said viewers were 5 year-olds
because there's no way a half-way intelligent adult could think fucking mermaids exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
# The 8th most read story on BBC news today : "Totnes Costa coffee shop is approved."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19086286
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
# OH MY GOD NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)