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(trunkles, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:05, archived)
# *cries* Goodnight, sweet HAKKI-
Wait, this is an impostor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:06, archived)
# switch on compression when saving as a jpeg and set it to 10 or 20%
at the moment your picture is 6 times over the requested file size when it really doesn't need to be.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# but that text beneath the picture is really clear like that
so i suppose there's an upside
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)
# plus you can read it from the back of the room
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:34, archived)
# I love Rolf. He's one of my most liked 'slebs'
Now there's a childhood hero who wont nonce things up!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:13, archived)
# haha, famous last words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:14, archived)
# I'm just parying nothing untoward comes out about Kenny Everett
apart from all the orgies and coke
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:15, archived)
# did you watch the bio thing the other day? quite nice, but where was Cleo Roccos?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Haven't watched it yet
not a fan of those things generally, I'd rather watch a documentary.

No Cleo, at all?
That's outrageous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
# I watched that
and thought the same. I always thought he and Cleo were really close and she was a big part of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Just watch all the ugly, attention seeking women come out of the woodwork now he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:19, archived)
# He has an unhealthy interest in animals, though.
Looking back, his famous '60s hit was clearly about marsupial sadomasochism.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:20, archived)
# ...being made into a sport
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Also, there's room in his horse for two and he's all a-tremble.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
# oh, horse is it?
i always though he said 'room in my arse'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:32, archived)
# DVDA
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Hmmm.
www.b3ta.com/board/10858573
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:07, archived)
# 600K? Why do you hate freedom so much?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)
# rolfs teeth and mouth are like cartmans
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:38, archived)