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# two things:
Star Wars Holiday Special, and
Selling Yoda to Vodafone

both done on Lucas's watch... Sideways step, this is!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I love the Star Wars Holiday Special
Fifteen minutes of people in Wookie suits grunting at each other, Carrie Fisher whacked off her tits on PCP or something, Mark Hamill in five times more make-up than is necessary, the revelation that Chewie's dad is called Itchy and has a massive furry hard-on for human women which makes him an entertaining Wookie form of filthy perverted yiffer, an endless song from Jefferson Starship who were evidently recruited purely for their name, and Han Solo molesting as many Wookies as he could lay his noncing hands on.

What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Another fan of SWHS here!
Other highlights are Leia singing the SW theme tune, and that Cantina song with Bea Arthur (oh, and the Boba Fett animation, which is actually quite good).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Bring back the Droids cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
# They kind of did, for one episode of Clone Wars.
And another thing, they should bring back the original Ewoks cartoon theme.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Your right,
no one can screw up his children like old father Lucas himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)