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[challenge entry] 5 rude christmas cards for financially squeezed couples





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From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:01, archived)
# first one: phallicly squeezed
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# To Have And To Hold....
Still a bit gutted I didn't bid on the snow leopard charity auction. These pieces are the best chrimbo treats I've seen in a long time. Very well done sir.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
# hahahaha
these are superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:29, archived)
# You appear to have stuck a lesbian with a gay guy in the last card.
I know you were trying to hit all flavours of couples, but I don't think that one is likely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:39, archived)
# are you saying all women with short hair are lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 7:40, archived)
# My mum's in a same sex civil partnership.
After 2 lesbian marriages and a lesbian stag night I can confirm most lesbian stereotypes are completely grounded in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Except the one that all lesbians are young, pretty and on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:07, archived)
# I'm very happy for her, but that still doesn't prove every woman with short hair is gay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:43, archived)
# They are though
I mean look at them
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:28, archived)
# True, it's only an 80% chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Just because [virtually] all lesbians have short hair
does not mean that all women with short hair are lesbians.
I once knew a woman who had short hair specifically so it didn't get in her mouth during blowjobs.
That was a very long time ago.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The 'Love Is...' kids have certainly grown up!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:40, archived)
# And now I've seen it, cannot unsee...
Neckboobs. NECKBOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:42, archived)
# They are all the fashion
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:56, archived)
# GOITREBUTTOCKS!
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Oh I like them
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:38, archived)
# My god those are touching...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
Card 1! That makes me think willy based 'got your nose'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:44, archived)
# A-....Scansion needs work but the
erotic power of the images makes up for this.
Erotic dis.....CHARGE...nnngmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)