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[challenge entry] 5 rude christmas cards for financially squeezed couples





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From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:01, archived)
# first one: phallicly squeezed
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# To Have And To Hold....
Still a bit gutted I didn't bid on the snow leopard charity auction. These pieces are the best chrimbo treats I've seen in a long time. Very well done sir.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
# hahahaha
these are superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:29, archived)
# You appear to have stuck a lesbian with a gay guy in the last card.
I know you were trying to hit all flavours of couples, but I don't think that one is likely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:39, archived)
# are you saying all women with short hair are lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 7:40, archived)
# My mum's in a same sex civil partnership.
After 2 lesbian marriages and a lesbian stag night I can confirm most lesbian stereotypes are completely grounded in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Except the one that all lesbians are young, pretty and on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:07, archived)
# I'm very happy for her, but that still doesn't prove every woman with short hair is gay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:43, archived)
# They are though
I mean look at them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:28, archived)
# True, it's only an 80% chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Just because [virtually] all lesbians have short hair
does not mean that all women with short hair are lesbians.
I once knew a woman who had short hair specifically so it didn't get in her mouth during blowjobs.
That was a very long time ago.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The 'Love Is...' kids have certainly grown up!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:40, archived)
# And now I've seen it, cannot unsee...
Neckboobs. NECKBOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:42, archived)
# They are all the fashion
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:56, archived)
# GOITREBUTTOCKS!
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Oh I like them
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:38, archived)
# My god those are touching...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
Card 1! That makes me think willy based 'got your nose'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:44, archived)
# A-....Scansion needs work but the
erotic power of the images makes up for this.
Erotic dis.....CHARGE...nnngmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)