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# looks like he's just back from the burns unit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not expecting
a call from Nick Park anytime soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# oh I don't know, the original Wallace and Gromit wasn't far off that :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Birdsong, and sunlight through the curtain. Wallace gets out of bed nude, and stretches, greeting the day with a yawn and a hard-on.
"Hullo, Gromit!" he calls cheerily, as he hears the bedroom door open behind him. He turns to see his long-suffering canine friend enter the bedroom with an awkward, shuffling gait, clad in a pair of eye-wateringly tight leather chaps. Wallace's morning wood quickly wilts and shrivels down to a tiny plasticine nub.
"Gromit! You KNOW it's tartan bondage gear this weekend!" he berates his dog. "You've got THE INCORRECT LEGWEAR!!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Will you be publishing these screenplays?
They're rather good...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Sorry, I'm under exclusive contract to the makers of Octonauts at present :|
No branching out allowed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# aren't these supposed to end
with someone patting someone's fanny and whispering "Awooga" in their ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Probably, but my scripts normally conclude with a penguin and a cat fucking each other's brains out while someone else watches and wanks himself off with a vegimal-shaped fleshlight - a polar bear if I remember right.
Or is it a man named 'Art'? Hmm ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that you were involved in the skin-flick industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)