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# QOTW vote time
Vote for what you want as the next QOTW.
Should you feel the need to stick it up your arse, please do so:

A) Broken promises: Stories of bitter disappointment, rage or mild indifference experienced when someone has failed to live up to the mark. Or the other way round. (Davros' Granddad)

B) Wild animal encounters: what did you meet and how brown were your pants afterwards?

C) Tech let-downs: what incredibly expensive/cool/beautiful kit is now gathering dust?

D) Not welcome: gone somewhere to be greeted by a sudden hush? Where have you been rejected or ejected?

E) The stupidest thing I ever did

F) 'Sorry...' Write a letter of apology to someone who deserves it. (Monty_Boyce)








(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# I have printed this out, rolled it up and inserted it into my posterior cavity
this appears to be insert things into Gruffi's arse week

and yes, Firefox, I would very much like to add arse to the British English Dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# If you can hold it open,
and everyone would like to take one of these ping-pong balls...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# I've got pineapples
is that a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Not so far.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# right now? No.
in retrospect after 2 days of fasting and a colonoscopy, the first thing I ate perhaps oughtn't have been a pizza smothered in Assblaster sauce - the clue is in the packaging

but the good news is - no pesky bowel cancer. Middle age is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Good news there.
I've got to have about 7 inches (lol) removed from my bowel. All fun and games.

Awaits 'not for the first time' type jokes :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# not for the first time, eh?
it is good news for me, but I still have to find what what causes me crippling pain. Might be my pancreas or gallbladder. I hope your 7-inch-ectomy goes well.

It was interesting watching the video feed from my insides, especially when they popped a vein taking a random biopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Thats how I took it, as it were....
Yes they found cancerous stuff, but they have diagnosed AND removing it. I'm luckier than someone who has no idea what it is or could be, like yourself.

After my arse camera fun, I did what everyone must do and ask for a DVD copy of it, I'm sure they've never heard that one before..etc..
But afterwards I trumped and it sounded like blowing over the top of a milk bottle...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# yes, the farting.
Oh my god the farting. It was glorious apart from all the lube squeezing out

I hope you've all enjoyed your lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha
Yes. I felt like a woman after sex.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# yes
and now i get to enjoy it a second time :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# do you want those carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Ignore 2.LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# For the sake of democracy could we please have an option G) kill QOTW forever.
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)