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# I'm the only girl I know
who doesn't do Facebook or Twitter or other social media thingumabobs. My list of male friends who don't do them either is growing shorter by the day.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# but how do you know when people have been to the gym of been for a run?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# or when it's time for "wine o'clock"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# See, I know not of these things.
...and it's always time for "wine o'clock"
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:30, archived)
# it is a pile of bollocks
Increasingly I feel the need to troll the really dull posts, but fear it may be socially unacceptable to write 'thought-provoking' comments below someone's 1000th identical picture of their offspring.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
# but but but
little mergatroyd is so funny with is " i did a mess in my diaper " face on ..
and young jefferson and primrose have to have their every finger painting posted
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Nice buzzing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Facebook is full of cut-and-pasted 'inspirational' photoquotes.
Twitter's like a cut-down Facebook with a greater chance of being arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Don't forget the casual racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# This^
When I first joined Facebook, it was full of pictures of people being drunk and wearing fancy dress. Then all the pictures morphed into weddings, and now it's awash with pregnant bellies and sticky-faced toddlers. I'm joyfully anticipating the next stage, which will include images of dividing up property for divorce, passion-driven crimes and garden design ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Aha yes,
The 30s are the weddings/babies stage, the 40s will be divorce central...
It's the banality of some people's updates that annoy me... 'Mm, looking forward to enchiladas tonight!' 'Hurry up bus!' Sigh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)