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[challenge entry] Sorry.

Ning!

From the Gnomes challenge. See all 112 entries (closed)

(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 7:56, archived)
# ha, and ning
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 8:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 8:29, archived)
# haha....b&
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:15, archived)
# paha!
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:32, archived)
# it's a black hole !
Han and Chewie have fainted
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:57, archived)
# This reminds me of a time
when a local charity was staging a play - "The story of Roxy Music". I was given the choice of playing the lead role or organising the charity raffle - ticket sales, deciding what people could win, that sort of thing. Both roles appealed and I couldn't decide, so I thought "WWCdBD?" - What would Chris de Burgh do? So I asked him. He suggested that, to ensure the charity event went well, we get all "Old Testament" on it and sacrifice a female sheep. Well, that kind of thing can get messy, so I suggested we euthanise it with happy drugs, like Ecstasy. He agreed and wrote a song about it.

"Don't play the Ferry, man. Don't even fix a prize. Don't play the Ferry, man, until E gets ewe to the other side..."

(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Oh, you silly, stupid sod.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:00, archived)
# A cheeky wee number.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# pfft
Haha
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:23, archived)