Slightly hung over....but another drink should take care of that.
How's them hangin'?
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Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:36,
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full of chickeny goodness
i've decided not to drink for a while, i can't be bothered with it.
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Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:38,
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I can help you with that.
A nice breast massage, and you'll be good as new.
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Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:44,
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i am now fucking outraged!
mother has pissed me right off.
"why did he(my brother) make her(his daughter) cakes? i never ask anyone to make stuff for me!"
oh, so that's not cheese on toast you've just asked me to make for you, like you do EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY?
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Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:08,
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"why did he(my brother) make her(his daughter) cakes? i never ask anyone to make stuff for me!"
oh, so that's not cheese on toast you've just asked me to make for you, like you do EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY?
is the water pistol to spray the shit off the floor after seeing that?
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Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:52,
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I wish I could be a pet to a race of giant, intelligent cats.
No, they wouldn't eat me, they'd be intelligent.
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Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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