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# i feel poetic
marilyn manson came out of a shop
with a skip and a jump and a step and a hop
'what have you got there? have you bought some sweets?'
i asked to the man as he danced on his feet
'no' said young manson, a-dancing with glee
'i've sacrificed a goat to satan, you cocksucker'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 23 May 2002, 23:51, archived)
# beautiful
it brought a tear to my eye
(I helped save b3ta! giblethead2000, Thu 23 May 2002, 23:52, archived)
# i love poems
where the last line is comedy...
regular poetry sucks balls
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 23 May 2002, 23:54, archived)
# nah dude
poetry is a beautiful thing.
[convenient yet shameless plug] why, i know of a page containing some lovely poems - {link removed to appease grinfish and stop me from feeling like an attention-seeking bastard} [/convenient yet shameless plug]
i am gonna stop doing all this plugging shit soon, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 23 May 2002, 23:57, archived)
# Yeah, leave the plugging to Baby Jesus!
Unless you want to be remodelled in plastic for anal pleasure as well!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:02, archived)
# someone made a jesus dildo?
i wanna see! i wanna see!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Spazzed from archive 1175:
The Baby J Buttplug:

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:06, archived)
# looks like
something out of ghostbusters 2. Also, is this actually blasphemous? I know people with models of him nailed to a bit of wood. That's worse, surely?
(Lofted_Warrior, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:10, archived)
# if i had a cunt
i wouldn't put that in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:11, archived)
# I should hope not.
A stated, it's a buttplug. A PLUG for BUTTS. You put mints in cunts. obvious really.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:20, archived)
# oops, bad reading. i have a butt
but thats not going in it.....well, okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:28, archived)
# woo.
(snaps fingers in an open-mike night stylee)
(Lofted_Warrior, Thu 23 May 2002, 23:55, archived)
# open
who?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 23 May 2002, 23:57, archived)
# arf.
.
(Lofted_Warrior, Fri 24 May 2002, 0:07, archived)