definitely a "would have" with Eve as there wouldn't be any other choice around...
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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:00,
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and god's blue rinseand stoned adam
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:13,
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I heard both God's Blue Rinse and Stoned Adamwhen they did a joint Peel session in 1989
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Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:16,
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Wait a minute...that's D.L.T. - the Hairy Cornflake..
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 1 May 2014, 0:22,
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Reminds me of an old jokeA surgeon, a bureaucrat and an architect were sitting around discussing religion - in particular, which of their professions came first in the Bible.
The surgeon said, "Obviously my job, as God removed one of Adam's ribs to make Eve."
The architect said, "Noooo, my job, since God formed Heaven and Earth from the chaos."
The bureaucrat smiled and said "Where do you think the chaos came from?"
* "bureaucrat" can be substituted with a variety of professions, e.g. politician, banker, CIA government-destabilisation specialist...
(The surgeon said, "Obviously my job, as God removed one of Adam's ribs to make Eve."
The architect said, "Noooo, my job, since God formed Heaven and Earth from the chaos."
The bureaucrat smiled and said "Where do you think the chaos came from?"
* "bureaucrat" can be substituted with a variety of professions, e.g. politician, banker, CIA government-destabilisation specialist...
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 May 2014, 1:54,
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