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# This one is a self-cleaner.

(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:36, archived)
# Did you hear about the plumber who got the pipes mixed up when installing a toilet?
He kept getting hot flushes.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:52, archived)
# No Tribs I've not heard about this.
What happened?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:55, archived)
# I just said
He kept getting hot flushes.

Dunno if he got it sorted. Hope so. Must waste a lot of hot water.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 1:05, archived)
# No I mean what happened after that?
But it sounds as if you don't know :(
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 1:41, archived)
# He eventually ended up in police custody. Dead.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 4:21, archived)
# Look, his wife had been seeing another plumber.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 5:12, archived)
# Mixing the pipes was just the first in a long series of financial disasters.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 5:21, archived)
# wasnt he the plumber that did the pipe work at Auswitz?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 8:33, archived)
# WORSE THAN HITLER
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
# Yet there wasn't a single plumber at the Nuremburg trial. Disgusting.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:10, archived)
# a cautionary tale for the environmentally and economically aware plumbers everywhere
there could well be a TED talk in there
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 9:43, archived)
# Might just be badly-/un-lagged pipes running very close together, causing the hot line to transfer heat to the cold...
In which case relag/reposition.
Alternatively, if the boiler's running too hot and overpressurising the system, the hot water could be escaping into the cold pipes.
Probably best to install an expansion tank and/or fit new one-way valves in that case.

...or he's plumbed the hot pipe in. :D

*suddenly overly and quite unnecessarily concerned for the protagonist of the joke* :S
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:45, archived)
# something's coming up the plumbing, poor luigi's in a bind
(, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 12:09, archived)