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# This happens to me a lot at work
Oh little chocolate raisin
You are so small and brown
Why do you float to the surface
When I try to flush you down?

Your brothers went ahead of you
Of their own free will
Now I have to wait two minutes
For the cistern to refill

Oh little chocolate raisin
Why do you hang around
No-one wants to see you there
When they're sitting down

Your swimming skills defy your size
Fighting flushing down
Explaining why I took so long
Will make my manager frown

Oh little chocolate raisin
Now we say goodbye
From toilet bowl to open seas
After several tries
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:07, archived)
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# 24p, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:27, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:47, archived)
# HEY! Where's my free spinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:14, archived)
# If you're at work
I'm confused why you care
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:16, archived)
# this for the new National Anthem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:18, archived)
# Sounds like a Rolf Harris song
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:23, archived)
# noncesense!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:28, archived)
# You're Jack the Peg
With an extra turd
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:45, archived)
# beaker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:33, archived)
# The voice in my head read this in the voice of Pam Ayres.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:05, archived)
# I have a Pam Ayres style poem for you too:
My name's Pam Ayres
I've got a sticky minge
I couldn't get my flaps apart
So I had to fit a hinge
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:37, archived)
# my name is P. Ayres
the P. stands for Pamela. not Pubic.

(can't remember who said that, but it was the eighties...)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:59, archived)
# It was Frank Bough.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:23, archived)
# So does that make you a 1 or 5 on the Bristol scale?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:01, archived)
# Just put some toilet paper on top of it, why are you writing poetry
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:00, archived)