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_le_shat,
Mon 10 Jul 2017, 19:38,
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I eat spiders in my sleep apparently.. its my secret shame and the reason my chin is many
but if i try and eat them when im awake, i scream like a little girl and piss my pants.. work that one out
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:32,
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Ssshhh...!
Stuj reads this.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board,
Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:24,
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Apparently some tribes use the Tarantula's fangs to pick their teeth. After they've eaten it, obviously. A live Tarantula makes a very poor toothpick.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:31,
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I reckon you could floss with one of those bugger's legs...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:20,
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