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(, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 19:38, archived)
# I eat spiders in my sleep apparently.. its my secret shame and the reason my chin is many
but if i try and eat them when im awake, i scream like a little girl and piss my pants.. work that one out
(, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:32, archived)
# Ssshhh...!
Stuj reads this.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:24, archived)
# Apparently some tribes use the Tarantula's fangs to pick their teeth. After they've eaten it, obviously. A live Tarantula makes a very poor toothpick.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:31, archived)
# I reckon you could floss with one of those bugger's legs...
(, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:20, archived)
# {:->
(, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 2:19, archived)