Ferreal MC Spencer in da house...There was a man who bought a cat
He fed it well it got so fat
He had to stroke it with a broom
And when it purred it shook the room
Eating, eating he couldn't stop
Growing, growing until he went pop
One day outside a dog it saw
and went along to shake a paw
The dog just gave a frightened pant
He thought it was an elephant
Mmmm, Mmmmm ever so nice
...Mmmm, Mmmmm sugar and spice
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Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:09,
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He fed it well it got so fat
He had to stroke it with a broom
And when it purred it shook the room
Eating, eating he couldn't stop
Growing, growing until he went pop
One day outside a dog it saw
and went along to shake a paw
The dog just gave a frightened pant
He thought it was an elephant
Mmmm, Mmmmm ever so nice
...Mmmm, Mmmmm sugar and spice
Missing the controversial Beret Whoopsie verse, I notice..
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:13,
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