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# raised the hovis way
i dont know if people will get this but hey
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# hmmmmmm....
hmmmmmmm...
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# how big
is that?
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# It's
427936 bytes... (418K, near as dammit.)

And I got moaned at for 190k. :)
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# blinkin flip
that's huge.
Someone have a word...
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# He were a great
big gif file were our dad....
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# My sister,
the gin drinking thing that she is, used to work in a restaurant in Haworth which was the bakers in the famous hovis advert. Young lad pushes bike up steep cobbled hill, gets bread, freewheels back down again.
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# that's lovely
but it's very big. it'll take ages to load over a modem

about 200k is the absolute max you should go for
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# It does take ages
I can't be bothered to wait for it so i don't know what it does...all i see is a bloke with pins in his head
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# nice,
but ½ a meg is a little big for 56k users (chortle!)
needs optimising
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# That's huge,
It's bigger than... a big thing.
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# bigger
than Frank Boughs knob...
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Arf!
Frank Bough!
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# sorry
i dint know what the recomended size was
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Could you make it a linky
for the time being?
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# May I advise you
to peruse the FAQ for further information, advice and tips
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# NEWbies, of which I yam one
...and Gods forbid you should got to the very first page and maybe read the FAQ-ing manual?

FYI, FAQ means "Frequently Asked Questions"...put another way, when you hit a new site, you may have questions...the myriad netizens who came here before you had the very same questions...

Might be a good idea to uhm adopt that as a responsible habit when you DO get to a new spot?

The following was a public service message, tinged with rant, and no kitten was harmed in the manufacture of said rant. Not yet anyway.
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Fluffy it up.
You know the rules.
8)
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# looks like it could be nice
but all i got is a still pic, dial up yasee
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I can see
it (broadband is cool), but I don't get it! I must be thick
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# time for a repost..
hope no-one remembers this

After 3 hours of frustration Mr. Pinhead was ready to peel off the stickers
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# never seen that
but it sure is W/Y/H
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# make it
smaller
please - and make sure you edit this post instead of posting another one
no idea what the image is - cuts out before it gets very far...
[this will no longer be a problem for me after Wednesday - B-Day - broadband comes to Killmouse Mansions. woo. roll on!]
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# see
i have 1 meg so am spoilt with my connection
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# i will make
it smaller
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# getting smaller.
Still a tad large at 300k
Try shrinking the image size, or crop a bit off the top that isn't really vital to the picture.... That always makes a big difference.
Cheers me dears.
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# here is
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Nearly.
You need to maybe replace the picture in the original post with the link, so the dial-up folks don't have to load the big file, and they can just click the link to see it if they like....
(, Mon 5 May 2003, 14:53, archived)
# aye, me dense head make no figure of it
I stare I stare and still
. it's there, a view

to shrew, care to explain?

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(, Mon 5 May 2003, 15:05, archived)