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[challenge entry] MmmmmmmcDonalds:


today i will mostly be having a go at large corporations....now where's that nice Mr gates?

From the X-Ray Vision challenge. See all 238 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:26, archived)
# is that what i think it is??
ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I think it probably is....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Foul
but accurate
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Blimeh
you surprised me this early in the morning, but your new name gave the game away. Not sunbathing this morning, then?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Not this morning
But perhaps later I can bask in mild May rain
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 11:16, archived)
# yep
it's burger - disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:30, archived)
# am i the only one who sees poo?
I might be crazy, but that is what i see through the glases
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:32, archived)
# nah you're not crazy
it is poo
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I see it too
I assumed that was the point
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that's
what burgers are made of though - read fast food nation

http://www.google.co.uk/search?num=50&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=burger+fecal+contamination&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:35, archived)
# dont say that!!!
I eat burgers all the time

*barfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I assume
you know of the '10 second rule' that McDonalds employ?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Explain
do
/vegetarian
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:43, archived)
# tell us more!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:44, archived)
# not sure i want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:44, archived)
# If
a burger hits the floor, as long as it is picked up in less than ten seconds, the germ transfer levels will be low enough for the burger still to be served. More than ten seconds and the burger is no longer safe to serve.
This is less of an urban myth than you might think. I know people who work in McDonalds, and there are some very alarming stories...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:48, archived)
# A chef in a "restaurant" i worked in
applied the same rule to scrambled eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:49, archived)
# eugh
tell us more!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:49, archived)
# but if you knew what happened in the kitchens
of most restaurants, you'd never want to eat out again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:50, archived)
# mmm...
Chef's "Special Sauce"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Ah,
I was waiting for that..
(Fingolfin, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:51, archived)
# It usually takes
a couple of miunutes
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:53, archived)
# How
dissapointing
(Fingolfin, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:55, archived)
# You want the
cream of sumyung guy?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I prefer them
old and seedy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I know
I work in one to supplement my student beer fund
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I used to live above a Chinese
and eat take out from there about 3 times a week. Then I had to change one of our fuses in their kitchen. I never ate there again, and it's made me ultra-cautious about such places.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:53, archived)
# A chinese in our town
got shut down for storing ducks in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:54, archived)
# that sounds alarmingly familiar
like rice being kept out the back door in open cloth sacks.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:55, archived)
# They sent me on a course once
to recognise infestations! That was fun..
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I did that too
and half of my advanced food hygeine course was looking at pictures of salmonela and rotten meat.

Nice
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:59, archived)
# well you've got to keep
the rats happy haven't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:59, archived)
# They sampled a shitload (pardon the pun) of burgers...
...and faecal matter was detected in around 80% of them. Hardly suprising really when you cut an animal to shreds the cac gets everywhere. It would be easy to be vegetarian if animals didn't taste so damn good!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Other slightly less alarming facts
Milkshakes are made out of onions
Their chips have never seen a potato
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:51, archived)
# that's why they call them "fries"
because "chips" implies "potato chips".
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:54, archived)
# oh well
it tastes the same anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:51, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I don't eat from McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:52, archived)
# that's probably wise
my friend wanted to go the other day when we were in town, but we didn't go. Mainly cos I would have had to pay for his.



/stingy
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:56, archived)
# this thread reminds me..
.. of one day when i was going to eat kebab,
the whole kebab thingy fell on the floor and it broke in half and ickle worms came out from it
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:59, archived)
# I had a traumatic experience
Peeling an orange, eating a segemnt or two, looking back at the orange, then spotting these little wriggly worms looking back at me.
Put me off oranges for quite some time.
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 11:00, archived)
# it's not true you know
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:47, archived)
# My friend who works there
used to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Really?
'My Friend' ?
Sorry to sound sarcastic
Have a browse
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:59, archived)
# S'alright
cynicism is bound to work both ways
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 11:02, archived)
# it is
same as BK... a girl i went to college with worked there - she said never ever eat BK...

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 19 May 2003, 11:01, archived)
# it sounds like the rule of thumb
is never eat out, especially not fast food, served by underpaid students.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 11:10, archived)
# indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 19 May 2003, 11:14, archived)
# In that burger
I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:29, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Oooohhhh!
You tell 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 11:03, archived)