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[challenge entry] Hummus! What Hummus?

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(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Heheh
i like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:33, archived)
# hehehehe
:)

that hummus, over there!

get it!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Class
..tag it before you get it emailed to you..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:35, archived)
# 1,000,000 times.....
I don't want a DVD ripper, bags of African gold, a bigger penis, larger breasts, a load, a loan, a loan, and I don't have a clue who flzzrgh hgt is, but it's not me.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:39, archived)
# v good
yay
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:35, archived)
# *BOOM*
That's top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# but surely
the "teardown and rebuild" applies more to the country than the weapons?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# how else are you
supposed to figure out how they work??

/engineer
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Read the spec?
/naive fool
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
# but that won't tell you much
engineers don't write well, so the person who wrote it didn't put half of what you needed to know into the manual...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 21 May 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Being a Haynes, it would go like this.....
Remove cover plate screws. Remove cover plate.

TURN PAGE

Make sure that you marked position of cover plate before removal. WARNING - Large spring under compression behind cover plate.

cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 22 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# You forgot the bit
that says "Now replace [key component] using [tool you have no chance of having or buying].
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 22 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Or.....
Locate bolt 'A' situated on flange...


What flange? Mine doesn't have one....and I'm having a bastard time trying to find washer 'C' situated somewhere on workshop floor.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 22 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Hehe!
Tenuous opportunity for reposting a textbook:
I heard someone say 'trolleyology' on the radio and had to make this.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 May 2003, 0:08, archived)