hmmm


it's crap, I know...

I can't get the fonts/words/letters right in Photoshop, should I switch to Fireworks?

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 729 entries (closed)

( PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

close your eyes
give me your hand. Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, or am I only dreaming?
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

is this burning
in di ges ti on
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

hahaha
nice :)
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

or is this
burning an eternal FLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEE!
*hits realy high note and smashes all the lightbulbs in a mile radius.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

I wondered what had happened then
it must have been transmitted via the interwebbynet.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

Hello? Endsleigh Insurance?
My monitor's just cracked...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

sorry
you are not protected from my poor singing!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I've just checked
the small print and your right. And all gay.
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

I wasn't going to mention
which bangles song I'd move onto, but now you've said that, I may as well admit it! I've run out now though - have only got theee bangles songs!
( barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

eep!
go get an album silly!!
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

I don't actually
know of any other Bangles songs. Which is where the album would help I suppose. I'll have a nose on kazaa if my ISP ever get round to giving my broadband back.
( barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I only have their greatest hits..
Get hazy shade of winter and if she knew what she wants. I think they're possibly two of my favourites, or most memorable anyway..
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

will do.

( barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Hazy Shade of Winter
Is fantastic!
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

I bet Snuff
did it better, and a whole lot quicker.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

...
Nope, I've just gone off you entirely now.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

i will try
to deal with this..
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

Or is this burning
An eternal flame?
Say my name sun shines through the rain,
A whole life, so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain.
I don't want to lose this feeling...
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

see
told you it was fun ;)
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

is it kareoke day today
all of a sudden?
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

i think it's my fault.

( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

that'd be a good day on b3ta
"only post song lyrics"
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

it doesn't
have to be this way
( barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

this is how it's gonna be
from now until forever, so let's have less of getting clever
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

you'd better stop
before, you tear it all apart
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

stop.
HAMMER TIME!
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

per sempre amore
i can't get enough
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

SAUSAGE TIME




/blackadder
( notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

not too sure
It might be karaoke day
/pedant
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

at this point
I always stick my fingers down my throat....
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

At this point...
..I always stick my fingers up my vagina.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

algoyo
you make me laugh so much!!!
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

yet you tell me off for being filthy.
FINE.
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Martian.
She doesn't fancy you. She's looking at me and my massive vagina.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

so's everyone else
i'm used to that.
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

Will you be my agent?
I'll give you say ...5% of the profits.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

Shut up
you fat twat!

/runs for Rio
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

While you're there...
...get your cock turned inside out and come back known as Mirabelle. I can get you a fantastic job as a fluffer on some pretty disgusting scat film shoots.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

But i thought
that was last week?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

You're fired.
Don't talk to the press if you like having kneecaps.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

I gave them
up for lent.
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

...
...www.wyotackroom.com/images/clothing/kerrits5.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

well
you also make me laugh.
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

YOU ARE INTERRUPTING MY FLOW OF MENSTRUAL POWER!
Can you phone me an ambulance? I'm stuck at the elbow.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Tell me
you remebered to take your watch off!

When will we ever learn!
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

I was actually wearing battle armour.
It's twisted up in my cervex.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

Barbed gauntlets
i hope?

Now there's an interesting story to be told at A&E...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

i like fireworks
it rocks
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Except for that Suzanne person...
..the Bangles sure are ugly bitches.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

especially
michael
( PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Trying to throw us off with a man's name!
Hah! She sho' is ugleeee!

I think the bassist is a real hound.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

i love
susannah hoffs
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

Isn't she married to someone gorgeous?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

sadly it didn't work out
her feet smell
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

is that a
FACT?
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

Hasn't she heard of Febreeze?
Or trainer tamers?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

She's actually
married to Jay Roach.

Director of Austin Powers movies and stuff...

PS Bargain Hunt didn't have David Dickenson on it, what's that about?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

sweet relief

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Arf!
Not a fan of the Duke/hustler of old women/orange-faced loon* then?

*delete as applicable
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

i knew
you'd say that.
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

i want to lie next to you
and I want to do everything you want me to. But I'm not sure I know how. Put your arms around me now..
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I can't tell
if you're still on song lyrics now
( barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

;)
download Susannah Hoffs Unconditional Love as well.
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

...
and I _so_ want that to be your random quote when the board stats page gets updated!
( barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

I think
it's gone beyond karaoke...

More like Hari-kari...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

bow down mister
something something hare krishna.
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

This is the line your looking for
'please make way for'

/Jedi mind trick
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

get a room!

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

you should
try to find "I'd Love to Kiss The Bangles" by the saw doctors. it's great ;)
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

nice
and the answer is no, learn how to use photoshop properly, quitter!
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

i was referring
to the difference between pixel and vector drawing... so ner!

but I don't know if there really is a difference, and wether it's worth anything
( PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)