first post ever - be gentle on a poor frightened girly


Yes it's been done but i hadnt seen so before I made it.

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 729 entries (closed)

(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

s'good
nice touch, changing it to a Sinatra classic too :)
( JustHere, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

But
its a great song, although I prefer the Bobby Darin version.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

one man's classic
is another man's "turn that fucking racket off"...
( JustHere, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

can you believe
that that troll from the last page got me so wound up I have been arguing with him in the spazz. I only swore once though.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

who?
what happened? Was it exciting?
(funkylins, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

no
just very, very annoying
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

yeah
but I spazzed back to see what they had to say for themselves, they obviously see b3ta as a funny picture service.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love shot a man in Reno, but it was in self defence., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

what?
where?when?how?why?who?which?
( munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

spazz back to Manics last post
about a page back

It was the most infuriating argument ever. FACT!
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

you even rated a mention, munkt0n
www.b3ta.com/board/1314154
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

hahaha
"all ears" - what a cunt!
( munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

he made my blood boil
and that's really hard to do
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)

fnnnarg
that is how i feel towards him.

EXCUSE ME, MR PRINTYSONIC? be nice or go away. thankyou :)
( kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

ahahahaha!
he's just turned around and laid into supermoore for lack of front page action
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

Its
unbelievable.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

I saw that
he's a real piece of work isn't he?
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

ok i need to ask now cos this has been annoying me for quite some time
there's a registered user called monkeon and registered user called munk0n
what is the difference? are they different people? am i just getting incredibly confused?
( evil pixie, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

I thought they were completely different
right up until you said that.

Munkt0n, do you have some explaining to do?
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

hehehe
oops. cat. pigeons.

my fault for paying the thread very little attention.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

common mistake
dunno why! they've got different letters in and everything
( munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

they are two different b3tans
munkt0n is Mr Jiva, and monkeon is a gifted loony :)
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

right i shall try to remember this now
thanks everyone = )
( evil pixie, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

Blimey, that went on a bit.
Ooh, whoever that was has raised my hackles.
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

he nearly gave me an embolism

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)

Well done you, though.
How dare they? Horse-whipping, that's what they need!
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

"don't feed the troll"
Supermoore is very naive. bless.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)

"don't be an arse"
printysonic is very irritating. curse.
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)

Cor




I Must stop doing that.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

*knowing wink*
If you're lucky I'll wear my jam trousers.
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

Wa-Hey!

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

i don't know why, but that reminded me of the
"how do you hire a horse?" joke
( new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

oh dear

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

thanks for that
I didn't want to ask...
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

a. thanks pootle, that's ace
b. come on db! how can you not know!?
( new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

Whilst it is true that I know everything
On occasions my file retrieval system runs a little slower than the conversation on the board. Sometimes it's just quicker to ask my minions than to wait for the answer from my incredibly over-sized brain.
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

glad to oblige
Mistress
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)

Thats 'safer'
than I imagined.
( partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

Safer?
what where you expecting?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

erm.....
.. do I have to answer that?

/incrimination
( partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)

An exceptionally well-researched troll it was, too....
But enough about that.

Can I just say that the above image is a load of wank? She clearly has a teeny tiny small amount of talent, but it's going to waste.

;o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

Perhaps not a troll then,
someone might have registered an account to have a go at you.
(it wasn't me, and I'm only guessing)
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

I would describe that
as a pretty good guess

a little TOO good, perhaps... ;o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

aww
you are only 7 minutes old. how could anyone be nasty to you!
( canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

Nicely
done...
( fukka loving it as of, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

tis
a good un , welcome :)
( Tedmus, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

Yay!
Welcome! You'll never leave...
( Milkman Dan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)

you're right
I dont ever leave.
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

Don't be frightened

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)

*claps*
:)
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

Yay
for shameless self-promotion.
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

Yay!

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

s'troo
especially me
( munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

and me
unless, of course, you piss me off
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

all
apart from that scary bloke there.....

:)
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

he's not scary
unnerving possibly, but not scary...
( new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

Oi,
I'm bloody gorgeous.
You bastard.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

Who?

me?
(kryptik, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

the
tub of vaseline is for scientific porpoises.....
( Tedmus, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

Apostrophe Police
!
(Orwellian Trash, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

Don't be scared
be welcome. And well done for the picture.
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

Oh
and I've booked us a hotel in Bognor under the name "Smith".
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

Ooh, I say!
Lucky I'm wearing my special bloomers.
( dutchbird, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

Cor

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

welcome!
pull up a kitten, etc...

:D
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

dont mind...
if I do. I've lurked for years, but today must be extra boring as I decided to try the compy :)
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!
100% FACT!
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

slight repost
great minds think almost alike :)

( magoo, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

Tom Waits
ROCKS!!!
(funkylins, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

woo
welcome! :)
( rogan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

yay!
they're only replying because you're a lady:)

woo & welcome
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)