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# she makes stamps like this
because she's scared people will recognise her if she goes to buy some.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# intresting
thoughts you are having there
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
#
are people reading my thoughts?!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I keep expecting him to attack any second.
Either that, or he's just lurking on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Hehe
(OB1, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *grabs at monitor*
Nooooo!

EDIT : Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Hippy barthday!
and suchlike.

Mmm.... I bagsy a slice of the one with cherries on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# hoppy birbundas
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Yay! Hippo Birdday!
On a smaller celebration, it's my B3ta birthday today. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Happy
B3taday!
(OB1, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Woo yay for us 17th of juners. :P
(Ekolb Modnar, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i hope i clicked and typed
right because there's a hole in my monitor

ppy bday!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Hippy Burpday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# oh wow. I'm 16 today!
Wow, I get to share it with someone else on b3ta. :D

~John.
(Ekolb Modnar, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
Ahh, I remember being 16... them were the good old days...
(OB1, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# And happy birthday to you.
Shame I had an exam today. Grrrrrrrrr. {wobbles head}
(Ekolb Modnar, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# happy birthday to you
I went to the zoo
I saw a fat monkey
and I thought it was you
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# she don't
like licking herself??


yay!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# that is
genius

(edit)
hahahahahahahah, contains pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Arf
Pants indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# What does the package contain?
Her handwriting's a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Yay
the Quims undercrackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# discoloured by her...
...milky wee
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha !
that's brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Mind piss
or just the traditional response..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I piss
on your mind you piss on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha !
that's brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# wierdly,
i did make some 'isthisyou' stamps once. but then i was worried that i'd end up in the Tower if i tried to use them.

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# once the radio times printed
pictures of the woman from keeping up appearances on mock up stamps, which I cut out, stuck on postcards and sent - they were stamped by the post office as if real.

As a control, I tried it again with a picture of David Bowie, and they asked for postage upon delivery of that one.

that is true.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that's great.
i love things like that.

apparently you can buy a special 'perfing wheel' (like a pizza cutter) to get the edges right...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# it'd be a great Mail Art project,
seeing which faces pass as stamps and which don't
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# maybe you should have tried pics of David
from his Space Oddity bubble cut years - quite queeny looking there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# You calling Bowie
a puff?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# he's a dame
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# well
by his own admission in the past he's been Betty bothways..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I thought he recanted and said it was
all a publicity stunt, though that may have been to keep Mrs Bowie happy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# but I thought he was married
to "a man"

(pun on iman)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# (see above)
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# you fucking loon
fantastic!
(icedragon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Hoho
that's funny, that is.
(Angelblood, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# haha
v good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# you, monkeon
are fucking mental
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)