Well
That's me off my lunch...



You want chillie sauce on that?
Clicky for juicey biggerness.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

aw!
poor mouses :(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

they looks quite happy

( Mond, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

snuggly
wuggly mouse butty !

yummy :)
( Tedmus, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

Too real by all accounts.
It is festival season after all.

Burger and woodlice anyone.
(Smudger RED ALERT - Rollover for Debriefing!, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)

that's 'mice'
(1, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

Yeah but 'mouses' sounds much better.
And how come two houses isn't 'hice'?

Nice pic BTW
( pxyzyzygy, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

and how come gooses are 'geece'
but mooses aren't 'meece'?
( baby wet ones, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

gooses are
geese!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

seconded
two grouses - not grice
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

if you apply that rule in reverse
then two dice become a douse.
( evilmango, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)

that's a good point.
also, if you have a minor success that's not quite a triumph, does that make it a biumph?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

.

( evilmango, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)

argh, a plural of a plural
we've broken the universe!
( Spoon, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)

no, he/she said 'reverse'
ie douse is singular
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

it can't be singular
there's two of them :)
( Spoon, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)

no no no
two dice - one douse

I'm getting confused, I think the universe is broken
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)

bleeeeh. although they kind of look nicely asleep
on a related topic my girlfriend said the other day that someone found a fried bird in their packet of crisps.

*burp*
( bleepbloop, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

i had
a similar problem, but with my kfc bucket.
( stouffer, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

mmmmmmm...
...dead flesh, battered and deep fried!
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm...
dead flesh. apparently the safari park has barbeques.
( stouffer, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)