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# Scientific News
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# i liked that
i liked that alot
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 9:31, archived)
# hysterical laffter amogst
all me bloody winduhs problems :o))

That deserves some fucksocks

(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)
# genius
that is all
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 9:33, archived)
# very
good
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
most entertaining!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# truly excellent
..
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Dear Professor,
Would that technology work with, say, a penguin?
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)
# You would need
to adjust the voltage for penguin size/volume in order to achieve the correct
optic growth curve. Personally I would recommend 30,000 of Her Majesty's
Finest Volts for an Emporer Penguin, whereas a smaller
tufted penguin may only require 10,000 or so.

I have also discovered that the application of large voltage to rabbits also induces
the production of a small currant from the rear of the rabbit. Tests continue.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)