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( martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

Simple, but effective.
You no longer a fuckass?
( A good man, and thorough, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

no.
i got bored.
( martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

hopefully
you'll soon get bored of being a cunt and stop that too.
( stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

no.
that'll never happen.
( martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

dude
give me a lot of jobs.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

no.
see?
( martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)

I like a man with principles

( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

i like a man with dorothy perkins

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

she's just a cheap whore
she's been with everyone.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)

hahahahahaha

( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

ha ha ha
nice i like it.

that should have those on public transport.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

I would disagree


with bells on
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

just 'cause you use public transport.
get a car.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

I have one
belive me, it's worse than public transport. The smell is worse for a start.
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

then clean it.
(sheesh, they'll let anyone on this message baord these days)
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)

ahh
I see what you did there
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

I like that alot
Whoopla!
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

yeah
logically it doesn't make sense because it shouldn't have a red circle. but it kind of works...
( martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

make it green

( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

Greeeen... Spunky...
( Couk, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

damn you

( martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)

ce n'est pas une pipe
/speakee fronglais?
( atomic mingus, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

They do actually have those signs in france, in cafes and such. I think the ring is blue instead of red though. Crazy frogs.
( Couk, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)