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(Major Bumcrack, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

hahaha
superb
*buys shit loads of fags*
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

er
what do we infer from this?
( Mond, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

that I want to increase my current 12 inches



obviously
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Come on now
Nobody wants to increase their 12 inches!
( Mond, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

I just fold mine in half
bigger willies hit the 'A' spot

FACT
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

isn't that quite messy?

( Mond, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

all sex is messy

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

With you it is.
You really must get some rubber sheets, or something.

That mattress is foul.
(Pam Droob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

the A spot eh?
you sure it's going the right way? Maybe you've bent it too much?

;P
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

the " A" stands for Arse
as in, his. It comes straight back at him
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

no it isn't
it's a highly orgasmic spot located 1 1/2 inches into the vagina on the facing wall and can be stimulated by the WIDER man if the woman lies on their back, buttocks resting on the kneeling man's thighs and the man holds the woman's legs up with the crook of his elbows behind her knees
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

Mrs Bear
is a lucky woman
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

Or unlucky.
My husband has a nob like a baby's arm, and some days I just can't face it.
(Pam Droob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

hello Algoyo!
:-)
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

holy shit
lady ; )
( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

long ways
or sideways?
( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

only way to make it 12"
fold it in half
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

arf!

( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

Dr drink
has a small cock. hee hee ; )
( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

harsh
but fair
( Dr Drink, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

*slips cold mash potato from lunch into victims pocket*
*strolls away nonchalantly whistling*
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

Woo!
now e-mail that to 100 million people!
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

hehehe
my mailbox is beginning to give me inferiority complexes
( anno domini hiatus, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

male box

mm?
( Mond, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

It's
Shite :D
( cheb, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

you
smell
(Major Bumcrack, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)