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[challenge entry] New Study Reveals Benefits of Smoking

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(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# The man makes a good point!
*smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
#
zippos are the coolest thing ever
(tefski, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# methanol is what makes meths kill you
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# They only put it in...
...to make the alcohol poisonous, to discourage people from drinking it.

Having said that, pure alcohol isn't going to do your body many favours either.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# yep,
so that industrial alcohol avoids the taxes levied on drinking alcohol (ethanol).
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# because ethanol is oxidised in the body to vinegar,
but methanol becomes methanoic acid, which will kill you.

100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# pish posh
i pour methanol on my cornflakes, it's what's made me the vegetable man I am today
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# and hydrogen.
which is why you burp.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
# They also...
...add a purple dye, so you know not to drink it - otherwise it would be colourless.

A bit like diesel - although you don't drink that. I don't reccomend it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# not if you're a lightweight
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# and ammonia
knocks you out. plus it smells of staircases.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# butanol is what makes ducks kill you
they love it.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# ahem
repost...


:-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# oh
did the first one work? everything went screwy here so I killed it...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)