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# oh lord!
How do people get paid for this stuff?
On the front of a birthday card is the following 'joke'

There are some penguins playing football and two dads are talking.
Frame 1 (dad1)- Eric's named his little boy after the England football manager.
Frame 2 (dad2)- You mean he's Sven Goran - Eric's Son?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# is it just me or is that insultingly awful.
Inside there's no further punchline, just a penguin asking a seagul - who are you then?
The bird replies - David Peckem...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I'd like to
round all card makers up, and read them their jokes until their ears bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I didn't know that Ford, General Motors and the others
were big in comedy?

(edit: damn you and your fast self correcting skills)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# didn't you SEE
the Capri??
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Respect the capri
and it will respect you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# arf
I do apologise :)
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# give them paper cuts with the cards too
to help things along!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# yeah
between their toes
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# And ground glass under the eyelids.
Or is that too much?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Eriksson MEANS erik's son
for god's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# My swedish ex-girlfriend got me that
for my birthday. I was not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)