When you realise the truth Neo, you'll be really pissed off...

click for cinematic widescreen
You see, there is no toy!
( JustHere, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Indole Ring, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

*chortle*
heehe
( rogue, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

classicly cheesy : )

( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

hazzah!

( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

No toy?
Make him Hulk out! Make him go green!

on another note, i love this Pbase place. I used the random image search and got women mudwrestling. I'm almost sure i'll never catch prostate cancer now.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

"I'm almost sure i'll never catch prostate cancer now."
best thing ever written.
( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

Yay
i think.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

But
you know he'll go blind for sure!
( rogue, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

Who's he?
The cat's mother?

Well i am, but that's beside the point.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

soweeeeeeeee
I MEANT WORDOFTHEWEEK!
( rogue, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

Could you type a bit bigger, please?
I'm having a lot of trouble reading lately ...
(Indole Ring, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

first i need a pack of ice
then a skin graft.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

Aye..
...but you might need some Timotei for your palms now
(Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

Arf!

( pxyzyzygy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

I just sent this to Kellogg's.
On the side of a packet of cereal, there is a comment referring to the amount of the product contained within; as an example, I have here a box of Rice Krispies. The box states "450g This package contains 15 x30g servings and is sold by weight, not volume."

Grams are a measure of the mass of an object, the amount of matter present. Weight is a force that changes dependant on the strength of local gravity. Your packaging does not state the weight of the product contained within and so it is impossible to verify whether the correct amount has been provided. A mass is given, but there is no guarantee that this is the correct value.

I believe that your packaging should be more precise in its definitions of the contents provided within so that you avoid any possible misunderstandings with your customers.

Thank you.
(goat thinks you're shit., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

If they write back
with the simple word: "Cunt" you will deserve every bit of it.

Woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

Hahahaha!
Threaten to sue them!
(Indole Ring, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

Arf!
Summer holiday boredom kicking in?
( Noit Why is the racism?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

well, why don't you
isn't on any more is it
( new_matt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

Yep.
And it's only day 1.
(goat thinks you're shit., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

Get
some NASA astronauts in on this, you could have a class action suit.
( fukka loving it as of, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)

hear hear
more of this sort of thing i say
( new_matt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

That's just like
the guy who wrote to a knife manufacturer about the workding on their knives. Said "This is the sharpest knife in the world". So he bought two and they both said it. He complained that they couldn't *both* be the sharpest.

Think he got told to sod off ;o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)

Woo!
top stuff mate :)

I'm off people, see you tonight/tomorrow.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)