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# B3TA FANTASTY FOOTBALL SUPERLEAGUE IS READY TO ACCEPT TEAMS
Ok folks, here it is :-

1. Go to www.fantasyfootball.telegraph.co.uk
2. Click REGISTER NOW and follow the instructions.
3. Select your team and then pay £6.00 online for entry.
4. Once your team comes up and you see the appropriate shirt designs for
your team, click the 'superleague' button towards the top
5. Click JOIN A SUPERLEAGUE.
6. The details are:

LEAGUE PIN NO : 8000258
SUPER LEAGUE NAME : B3TA SELECT LEAGUE



PLEASE NOTE THAT WHEN YOU PAY, THE SECURITY CODE IS THE CODE ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD. CLICK THE LINK TO SEE THE PICCY.



Welcome to the league.

I will get league updates every 2 weeks but everyone can see the status by going to the telegraph pages and logging in
It's all fun.

Cheers

Koit
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I'm not
giving that rag my money.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# pretend you're paying a charity
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I'd rather stick needles
up my penis cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# your
penis cunt?

that'd make for an interesting NSFW post...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# a touch of
the mindpiss there I think : )

can you crochet a peniscunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# *still doing little victory dance*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# fuck you, bitch
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Take it mo-fo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# *thinks*
I'm not even sure what one would look like! a very thick penis with an inverted bit in the tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I suppose
something a bit like those blow job sex toys
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# what kind of blow job sex toys
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# the ones
like rubber fucksocks! sort of a tube with the "toe" partly turned inside out (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hmm
yeah that's about what i was thinking of actually. like a sock. but partly sucked it on the toe end (FUCKSOCKS!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# it's the new
politically correct word for japs eye. All the kids are using it.*


*Not specifically true. Actually made up by my mate MC Rosby while drunk in a pub somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# you have
a penis cunt???? wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# No offence,
but I find that offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# whogivesatoss.com
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahah
HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# you are joking?
no?

oh well... sorry, not my cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# six quid?!?!?
You never mentioned that in the email!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Will there be wanking?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# where there's a willy
there's a way
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# only
if I'm winning
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I like the sound of this
I like the sound of all fantasy football stuff as I imagine it's kind of like roleplay for football geeks but I don't know the first thing about the football.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# £6?
six bloody quid.

you must be joking mateyboy.

i'd rather pleasure a police alsatian.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
All the normal fun, with quadrouple the training.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Koit,
as you know I have the utmost respect for you and your work.

But I can think of better things to spend £6 on. Sorry. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
#
www.globalideasbank.org/BOV/BV-318.HTML
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# forgive me for not clicking
I'm always a little dubious of links that are to sites I don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# you must have
a great time surfing the interweb then...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Arf!
But that site is actually quite clean and virtuous.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# who needs to surf the interweb?
I just come here. If other people say the link is good, I might try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# s'ok
I cost 6 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# ooh!
in that case I may have to save my dinner money so's I can buy you and make you my hummus-maker... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I don't make hummus
I supply it

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# ewwww
boy hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# do you mean fantasy
as in dirty mucky fantasy?
or just pretend?
(captainhazzard, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# fantasy football?
...and then j-lo gave cameron diaz a dirty tackle, they ended rolling about on the rain soaked pitch...

...shirts ripped off...


...sorry, i went off on one then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# you often do
:)

any new hulk mashes on the way ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# not at the moment
can't think of anything that rhymes with SMASH.

any ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# gash
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# bash crash lash hash trash cash brash
etc
(captainhazzard, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# I could only think of
Stash, Tash, Bash, Cash, Dash, Hash, Rash, Sash, Flash, Crash, Gash, Mash, Slash, Brash, Lash and Clash.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha!
then j-lo goes "fuck, I broke a nail!" while cameron diaz wanders off and scores a goal.

/keeping it clean
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# shame on you
ruined my train of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# yesss!
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# you could have
sex with stouffer one and a half times for that much.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# well I'm in anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Done
and done
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 21:14, archived)