jordan actually looks quite good without makeup.
she did an interview with miranda sawyer in the absurder. no make-up, t-shirt, combat trousers. she was very attractive. and then she piles on the slap and sqqueezes into a pvc flannel and looks like shit.
women: the moral is clear.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:20,
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women: the moral is clear.
no just you
honestly.
i'm quite glad your name is too short to ego-spazz.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:22,
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i'm quite glad your name is too short to ego-spazz.
Your search for "lora" matched 23 messages in the last seven days
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:25,
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hahaha
i'm quite disappointed now. I was expecting stuff a little more juicy than that..
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:32,
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so you didn't see the one where i said i wanted to come on your tits?
thank goodness for that.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:35,
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i've thought about it
and there's no response that i can make to this that won't get me arrested.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:49,
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i searched for some four-letter words once
(no, not THAT kind of four-letter word) and it didn't find them. mind you, it doesn't find REALLY popular terms, so maybe that was the problem.
it claims no-one's posted the word 'three'.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:38,
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it claims no-one's posted the word 'three'.
There you go.
I triggered another brilliant image.
Woo again sir. Quite marvellous.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:08,
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Woo again sir. Quite marvellous.
ask him how he loves you.
if he says, "like a brother" you're ok.
unless he's from norfolk.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15,
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unless he's from norfolk.
i thought of you and munkt0n as i typed it.
and considered changing it to cornwall.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:20,
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I'm from Lincolnshire originally.
We see that sort of stuff all the time there.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18,
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if you post all day
does that mean we'd get hundreds of fps in one day?
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13,
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i love you*
*actually i hate you, i think you steal my hummus at night, you bastard
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:08,
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*actually i hate you, i think you steal my hummus at night, you bastard
true story:
when we lived in leeds, mum once went off to that london for a weekend to see old college friends. my brother was quite upset that she was going away, so mum offered to buy him a present, "anything you like (with reason)". (my mum can talk in parentheses. it's quite a skill.) "well," said dan, petulantly, "i was a blue elephant!!!", and stormed off.
monday morning, and dan goes down to breakfast to find a four-inch blue elephant that mum had bought from hamley's on the kitchen table.
he's still got it, twenty-odd years later.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13,
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monday morning, and dan goes down to breakfast to find a four-inch blue elephant that mum had bought from hamley's on the kitchen table.
he's still got it, twenty-odd years later.
no
he's married and far more butch than i am.
but then again, so is pep.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:24,
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but then again, so is pep.
he now reminds me of
the Thomas Pages Blue Kitty that is on telly lots lately.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13,
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How rare!
My icon's disappered.
Any mods around with a possible explanation?
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:16,
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Any mods around with a possible explanation?
Phew, that's better......
...but also a bit worrying. Can you change our password easily, it looks like someone's been in my profile.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18,
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you can change your password as easily as you change your name!
:)
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:21,
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ooh
pritty
I'm waitin for the inevitable pea-cock, an not the bird version
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:11,
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I'm waitin for the inevitable pea-cock, an not the bird version
I remember...
when i was at a posh estate and i made peacock noises and the peahens followed me for ages. Made me sad when i left. True story.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:11,
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one time..
a went to tattershall castle and there was a peacock on a wall and my boyfriend pointed it out and it startled me so i screamed (slightly) and it hopped down and displayed his big tail at me. i scream like a peahen apparently..
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:19,
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I'd watch it if I was you
That could have all sorts of unintended consequences.
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:28,
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Aww!
This is woosome. I love the detail on his face. He's beautiful! :3
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15,
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that
is one of me and my mates favourite expressions !
100 % fact
I even sent him a pic of a pan of fat that somebody had written big dogs cock into I found once
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Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:28,
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100 % fact
I even sent him a pic of a pan of fat that somebody had written big dogs cock into I found once