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# Once a month, men should have to contemplate
putting something in their pants that has 'wings'.

/Sandy Toksvig, believe it or not.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Snady?
Dansy
Nadys
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# i use something that is strong, gives me confidence, and has wings...
...an owl.

/dawn french.

i saw sandi t on the big read last night. despite featuring two of my favourite books, "the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy" and "the colour of magic", it was a fucking awful programme.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# That's because Sandi was on it
and she makes me want to go on a killing spree every time she speaks.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# she's brilliant on the news quiz
but the big read just gets two people to make unconvincing arguments why one book is 'better' than the other...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# there was a thing on not long ago
where a panel read 5 books and argued them down to one through a series of "knockout" rounds. (Argued, not physical knockouts... which might've been better... ANYway)

I remember they did a "comedy books" one where PG Woodehouse was knocked out early for being "a bit posh". I should stop using so many "quote marks" but really, for "fuck's" sake..!?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# pg wodehouse is shit.
(i prefer twinings.)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I have a
sparrow down mine most of the time.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)