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# WOOOOO
I'VE WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)
# wahey! 2 million posts!
yay woo houpla!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Tis I
Woo-Yay! Congrats on the 2millionth post!!

I have traveled here from the days of the 1millionth post to say this.

yes, its uninspired, and unoriginal, but how many other people have done it, eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Wooyay from the past...
2,000,000. Basically because I couldn't reply to the millionth (It was during lent, I had given up b3ta), and I'm all sadlike.



Hey, look, I'm replying early! It's an ILLUSION!
(1, Fri 23 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Wooyay from the past...
2000000. Basically because I couldn't reply to the millionth, and I'm all sadlike.

(1, Fri 23 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# hello everyone!
i really hope i'm the first to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# 2 million eh?
im guessing this is **probably** september 18th, at about 8:30pm



or i could be completely wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I'm doing a Fnord here
and saying congratulations on the 2 millionth post.

See, I actually posted this in the past (which is currently the present) and you are reading this in the future, which is now the present.

Blimey that's confusing.
(There is no Mr Spoon, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Another landmark.
When will this madness end?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# I wonder just how
many have done this?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# woo
2000000 post for the board!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 19:01, archived)
# wouldn't it be cool
if the 2,000,000th message was on September 12th? That would rock. Hopefully we'll have some rainy days to make up for the sunny days which make people post less, then we might hit the magic target.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# woo! two million!
i bet someone's done this too, but what the heck.
(wetflame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Ooo, what a big number.
A kitten to celebrate.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# yay!
2 million!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Happy 2 millionth post!!!
Wonder if I'm the first to say this?
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# 2 million posts!
Woo Yay etc etc.
Congrats whoever finally nabbed it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Celebrationiness!
It's post number two million!

At this rate, we'll hit infinity sometime in 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# damn mayans!
(yakmonkey, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# mayan aise?
urm.
yes, i'm here for posterity also.
but without the jiggly monkeys this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I'm not
here, though
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)
# YARRRRR!!!
TWO MILLION PIECES OF EIGHT!

Err, I mean two million posts.

Jolly good chaps, keep it up.


YARR!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Baz really isn't here people:)
He was cheating:)

on pirate day too!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# YARRRR!!!
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# HELLO
THIS IS A

OBNOXIOUS

TWO MILLION

POST CELEBATORY

POST

BECAUSE I AM AN ATTENTION SEEKING

BBBAAASSSTTTAAARRRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
(1, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I say,
well done that man! Message 2 million!

(Unless, of course, you're a troll, in which case, I take it back - this message has been sent through FutureTron™)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Thanks.

I'm not a troll either (+/-100ofFact)

I'm more surprised Fnord didn't take a stab at the 2000000.

Fnord - you still awake?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)
# Fnord is above that now
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:55, archived)
# He's got you fooled then?


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)
# Yarrr! it be Intl talk like a pirate day!

and i be future spazzing! Yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Yarrr! it be Intl talk like a pirate day!
and i be future spazzing! Yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Congrats!
Very well done to you sir whoever you may be!
(Fellmeister, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# could have been
a sirette!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# BOOYEAH!!!
(Hobbes, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# Oooo
I say
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# And the correct reply to that post should be:
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Are we there yet
?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Are we there yet
?

Oh bugger they changed the psot
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Yarrr
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# AMAZING!
glad I was here for it :)
now pass me some kittens, please...
(KnitWit, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# ARRR
Very nicely done matey, a WOO and a YAY to you
(cheeseballs, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# woo yay
to you!
(norumbegan, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# heh heh...
all of the dayshifters' ghosts suddenly appear.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# woooooo!
I mean yaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!


*sniff* I remember 1 mil
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# AARRGGHHH
Mind fuck!

Lots of future spazzers!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Weeeee!
It went bloody fast towards the end there.
My hair's all swept back and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# hahaha!
look, you nearly made me spill water all over my desk!
(norumbegan, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# BLLEAAARRGGGH!!
(Hobbes, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# A most woosome 2m Post
Fantastic mate, congrats


EDIT: and one from him aswell,
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Tankya

I really feel like I won the lottery too. *sniff*


EDIT: Thanks Mr. Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# heh youmissed
the pixel masher signature at the top but otherwise most woo and very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Thanks.
That one's always a real mindfuck.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# what is going on!?!
(Hobbes, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# I see he looked
at his own profile...NO ONE ELSES! but his own..


Selfish cunt:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# Haha.
Kerry's is looked at.

I don't need to keep looking at everyone elses - I know you're all miserable cunts.




love you really
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Cuuuuunt!
Stupid fucking accountant walked in to talk at me just as I was composing my attempt at the 2 mil. AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Kill him
Kill him now.

As the holder of the 2m post - I command it!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)
# Well, if my accountant
wasn't a sexy size 8 blonde with a penchant for plunging necklines and tight pants then I'd consider it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# Blimmy,

If you don't, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)
# Oh
I definately would, repeatedly, in different ways. 'cept she has a boyfriend and surrogate kids that she's quite content with.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 6:21, archived)
# lalala
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! IN A SIDECAR!
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# I already gave you a woo yay,
but that post deserves another woo:

(norumbegan, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# Rather
Hi-cockalorum

to that.

Most woo.


(and thanks)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:55, archived)
# And with that
I can finally go to bed.

g'night all.



I bloody did it... *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 5:55, archived)
# Night-night mate,

Im off to bed too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)
# I be here
and I not be cheatin'. 2,000,000 posts on Pirate Day. I be celebratin with a shot of grog tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 6:27, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(Indole Ring, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 6:29, archived)
# Garrrr!
Ye scurvy dog has stolen the treasure. I curse yon two millyon golden b3ta dubloons to send ye to Davy Jones locker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Wow
how astonishingly significant.
2,000,000 posts well who'd have thougt it.
Gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Yarrr
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 19 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# well done
on the biggest headfuck I've seen in a while. And 2 million something or others.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# good work
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# 2000000 already eh? Seems like only yesterday...
... that the 1000000 milestone was met
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# actually
it was the 2nd of April, but you were close!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha
woo! that REALLY confoosed me there - thought my PC had crashed for a bit...
congrats to you for the lucky strike
and a big hoop grug to everyone* at B3ta for making this such a wonderful place
*except for the dozen or so twonks who deserve nothing better than a good kicking, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Bugger!
I was at work and missed the big 2 gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 22 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)