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[challenge entry] Ronald McRumsfeld

/edit... just seen that FP... wasn't paying attention. Curse that yellow car. curse all the cars.

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# how is that obscure?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# A lot of people only go to Burger King
nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# what?
they never go home, or work, but instead just go from burger king to burger king in a kind of non-stop fast food existance?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# It is indeed a sad life
they can only gain sustinence from leftover bits of burgers and chips and soft drinks.
Thankfully there are more than enough Burger Kings around for them to survive quite easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# at least until the
major heart attack ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# maybe its random.
/sniggers
/ducks
/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# are you running whilst ducked?
Intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# yes.
and simultaneously spinning my arms around like a double windmill.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# fancy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# because we are all ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Who are you?
 
(Astatine, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# what's
"ignorant"?
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# cecil rhodes
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# what does ignorant mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I believe it means
to be unaware that the word "gullible" has been taken out of the dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# its has?
*runs away to check*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# well, you see
wasn't sure if he counted as a celeb.
desperate plot device.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# i'll let you off
but only cos you're number 7500
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# phew!
close one.

as usual, numbers save the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hehe
anything that makes fun of that shower rocks in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)